Unwarranted
By Varnpike - 18/12/2018 03:00

By Varnpike - 18/12/2018 03:00
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Sure you did. Just like how I accidentally let my dog shit in the neighbor's yard after he hit her with a rolled up newspaper. If you weren't planning on sending someone that dick pic, it wouldn't have been on your phone, or whatever. Apologize to the poor woman, delete the photo, and stop taking pics of your junk, or I will track you down, and castrate you with a pair of rusty scissors, before sewing your balls to your forehead.
You won’t do any of that
Isn't the potential risk of sending it to someone else all the more reason not to keep dick pics on your phone? Consenting partner aside, shit like this can, and did, happen. Plus, it's nearly Christmas, so if OP does have a partner who wants a dick pic from him, he should have put a pretty ribbon on his junk, took the photo, and then put it in a gilded frame under the tree. For now though, seeing as he didn't include the info that it was meant for a girlfriend/boyfriend, dude is getting the biggest YDI since that chick who caused her boyfriend to crash his car while she was giving him a blow job.
Try me, weazle. It's getting to a point where telling guys to stop sending unsolicited dick pics isn't enough to make them do it. A physical punishment for the world to see is what's needed. Kinda like James I parading Guy Fawkes' head on a pike through the streets of London. But not as harsh.
“Accidentally”
"Accidentally Sent" and "Junk Pic" never should be in the same sentence. You know you did it on purpose.
Bullshit! A buddy text me at the same time I was sexting my gf and I sent a photo to him in stead, BY ACCIDENT. We're still friends but he won't open picture texts from me again hahaha
What was the caption for the meme? “Dickhead” perhaps?
YDI
Just pass it off as a new meme. It's called Tiny Todger.
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“Accidentally”
Sure you did. Just like how I accidentally let my dog shit in the neighbor's yard after he hit her with a rolled up newspaper. If you weren't planning on sending someone that dick pic, it wouldn't have been on your phone, or whatever. Apologize to the poor woman, delete the photo, and stop taking pics of your junk, or I will track you down, and castrate you with a pair of rusty scissors, before sewing your balls to your forehead.