Intimacy: Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started...

By blizzard_of_77 - 08/04/2009 16:10 - United States

Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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By dudster25 - 10/04/2016 04:20 - United States - Hanford

Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By BriSwag4321 - 21/09/2018 05:00

Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML

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Supergenius 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:03

The picture of your junk is due to her bad grammar. You get a FML for sure.

Chaith 16

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:03

I hope you kids view grammar Nazis in a different light now! If they aren't, THIS could happen!

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Collegekid07 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:36

wow, what great grammar!!!! its totally her fault not yours!!!

c_R_07 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:35

I love how guys insist that a picture of their junk is sexy. HAHA Yeah, and her grammar sucks. Definitely FYL

wafflemonger 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:36

I'm so sorry this happened, but I'm so glad you posted it to FML.

laleona 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:37

haahhahaha not your fault. people with bad grammar deserve to be pelted with pictures of penises.

Newo_fml 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:37

Oh my god. I hate it when people make these retarded grammatical/spelling errors!!!! That really sucks. Definitely an FML :( Sorry, dude.

bulagirl89 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:37

I'm sorry but you should NEVER take pictures of what you own and send it to someone in a text message....eww

Newo_fml 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:38

Also, @ #4; i love that, "apostroFAIL"

tokyooo123 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:37

Haha. Hopefully she's not lame enough to file for sexual harassment, it's not like you assaulted her.

GrammarCop 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:38

Brilliant. You asked, she responded, you delivered -- too bad she didn't know what she was asking for. I've been waiting a while for a good anecdote like this that illustrates the importance of actually remembering and using the grammar rules in third-grade textbooks.