Work and Photography: Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes...

By confusedphotographer - 19/04/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 22:17 - Canada

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Monday 20 April 2009 0:18

After the first minute wouldn't you notice that the paintbrush wasn't covering the dot?

designedlikedice 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:14

You should have realized it wasn't on the picture a long time ago. FYL for being so stupid.

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Person_Man 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:18

You're a dumb ass! YDI Edit: Also #56, you wrote a paragraph so STFU.

claiireee1 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:21

i love you #54.

peacelovepink93 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:21

I think that this one is soooo freaking funny! this absolutley made my day - and I have a had a pretty bad day! so thank you!

lifepwn 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:28

Haha, #36, you took #28 way too literally there. Go re-read his post and you'll realize that he wasn't talking about grammar at all.

twooneseven 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:30

funny. hahahaha i like it.

JSmith08 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:28

this isn't worthy of FML. you're just retarded.

ILoveJace01 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:33

This isn't really an FML. It's kind of funny, but not really.

kkiwib 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:34

thats more of an lol hahahaha

scottvodka 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:34

wouldnt the black dot move on the picture? that would be my first clue

whocares111 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:38

we sooooo need a "who cares?" button on this

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