Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML
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Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML
Today, my boss asked if anyone knew basic Photoshop, and I volunteered because I once edited memes in high school. Two hours later I was sweating through my shirt trying to remove a reflection from a company head shot while my coworkers slowly realized I had absolutely no idea what I was doing. FML
Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML
Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
Today, I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in years. We took a few group shots with my camera, and I went home and downloaded them to my computer. Seeing them on my monitor, I noticed a yellow spot on my black shirt, so I looked down. A big, dried booger was stuck there. FML
Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML
Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML
Today, I had a conference call with a client. I was feeling confident and had been preparing all morning. Right in the middle of my presentation, I hit the wrong button, and my webcam feed turned into a close-up of my face, which had a giant zit right in the middle of my forehead. The client didn’t say anything, but I could see their eyes glued to it. FML
Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML
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Top comments
LackOfControl 0
After the first minute wouldn't you notice that the paintbrush wasn't covering the dot?
designedlikedice 0
You should have realized it wasn't on the picture a long time ago. FYL for being so stupid.
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Comments (155)
_mcs_ 0
You deserve this for being that stupid. After ten seconds, how did you not realize that the dot was on the screen? This is an FML, just really boring and it makes you look extremely stupid.
SucksToBeYa 0
How bout we ALL comment on how this is not an FML. That would be pretty unique.
PureGold 0
OH NO, poor you. I can't tell you how many times I've done things like that. Photoshop is frustrating...if you're going to post things like that on FML, maybe you shouldn't have it.
Tsukasa_fml 0
This is a prime example of why letting the users moderate just doesn't work.
fjonslife410 0
Today, my computer screen wasn't clean enough so i spent 20 minutes trying to clean it with photoshop. FML.
Hey_Darl 0
well then, guess who isn't going back to you ever again....THAT GUY!
howiet 0
Wow these are some harsh comments, it's mildly amusing, sucks for him having a dead pixel on his comp.
jowii 0
you guys are assholes and should go F yourselfs. i found it amusing
jowii 0
and for those of you who are complaing about how it "wasted 5 seconds of your time" you spent more time than that to comment on it, so you really make no since at all....
locoamor 0
No offense..but how is this an FML? Sure, that's kinds funny, but not FML worthy..