Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML
Today, my boss asked if anyone knew basic Photoshop, and I volunteered because I once edited memes in high school. Two hours later I was sweating through my shirt trying to remove a reflection from a company head shot while my coworkers slowly realized I had absolutely no idea what I was doing. FML
Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML
Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
Today, I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in years. We took a few group shots with my camera, and I went home and downloaded them to my computer. Seeing them on my monitor, I noticed a yellow spot on my black shirt, so I looked down. A big, dried booger was stuck there. FML
Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML
Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML
Today, I had a conference call with a client. I was feeling confident and had been preparing all morning. Right in the middle of my presentation, I hit the wrong button, and my webcam feed turned into a close-up of my face, which had a giant zit right in the middle of my forehead. The client didn’t say anything, but I could see their eyes glued to it. FML
Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML
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Top comments
LackOfControl 0
After the first minute wouldn't you notice that the paintbrush wasn't covering the dot?
designedlikedice 0
You should have realized it wasn't on the picture a long time ago. FYL for being so stupid.
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Comments (155)
ghadir 2
hahahahah totally not an fml and i agree with everyone hahahah
jio_freed 0
see this is why they should have actual admins moderate the FMLs, and not anyone. SOme people are ****ing retarded.
xHaniffax 0
#28 You're the idiot for trying to correct people when you're wrong. You are somewhat correct in saying you can only say "an" followed by a vowel. However, FML, when you say it, is pronounced "ef-em-el". Therefore it is correct to write "an FML"
sdroze1389 31
I thought that grammatical rule applies to the actual spelling, not the phonetic spelling. fucktard
acvball92 0
omg i really cant believe i just wasted my time reading this shit who moderates these things like honestly?!
mangobea 0
are you serious? when you zoomed in, you didn't see the black dot go away or anything? o_o
choppedNskrewed 0
36, i think (i'm not sure) that 28 meant that the actual post was not an FML, as in it is not significant enough to be "an FML"
fmlx5 0
whoever thinks that wasting 20min over nothing is an fml clearly is bad at life so i guess it IS an fml, but for being bad at life not for wasting 20min, QED
emorockerownage 9
thats just stupid not even close to FML
Uzumaki_fml 0
-->Today, I wasted 5 minutes of my life writing about 20(ish) minutes of my life. FML.
Drode 0
Maybe this was a stuipid FML, but it was still pretty funny.