Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML
Today, my boss asked if anyone knew basic Photoshop, and I volunteered because I once edited memes in high school. Two hours later I was sweating through my shirt trying to remove a reflection from a company head shot while my coworkers slowly realized I had absolutely no idea what I was doing. FML
Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML
Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
Today, I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in years. We took a few group shots with my camera, and I went home and downloaded them to my computer. Seeing them on my monitor, I noticed a yellow spot on my black shirt, so I looked down. A big, dried booger was stuck there. FML
Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML
Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML
Today, I had a conference call with a client. I was feeling confident and had been preparing all morning. Right in the middle of my presentation, I hit the wrong button, and my webcam feed turned into a close-up of my face, which had a giant zit right in the middle of my forehead. The client didn’t say anything, but I could see their eyes glued to it. FML
Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML
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Top comments
LackOfControl 0
After the first minute wouldn't you notice that the paintbrush wasn't covering the dot?
designedlikedice 0
You should have realized it wasn't on the picture a long time ago. FYL for being so stupid.
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Comments (155)
xfreak804 0
why is this on the home page holy shit
karebear_023 0
haha that really sucks i hate when i do stupid stuff and only realize it after it's too late ahahaha but it happens to all of us
angelsnarrows 0
pretty sure you STILL wouldnt say "an **** my life" nice try. since english is my FIRST language. bite me. "i made failed" no. definitely not correct.
smartalek 2
you also wouldn't say "a **** my life" so be quiet.
taureau139 0
You didn't notice the dot didn't get bigger when you zoomed in to try to 'remove' it? This is either fake or you're actually retarded.
dg72592_fml 0
lol **** you all, i laughed.
meg8989 0
you guys need to CALM DOWN! Honestly. This is a perfectly valid FML. What happened sucks.
lolololcheese 0
omg that's so horrible, your life is totes ruinedededed.
ragas 0
#28 and #48 (same person): ARE YOU STUPID? First of all, stfu for actually being that picky on the ******* INTERNET about grammar. Second of all, stfu because you are wrong. When saying FML, the acronym, it is said with 'an' in front of it, not an 'a.' Just say it in your head, "A FML." Doesn't that sound off to you? There are often exceptions to grammar. When you say the colloquial term for 30 minutes, what do you say? 'Half A hour' or 'half AN hour'? You use the second one, and don't even deny it. But wait, 'hour' starts with a consonant...It has 'an' in front of it because the 'h' is silent. This is similar to the FML case. GTFO
Mnemic 6
20 minutes? Damn.... you should have noticed your mouse cursor had the dot as well. Or if you tried to zoom in/scroll the dot kept steady on the screen instead of on the image. ;)
angelsnarrows 0
its really sad when someone posts a PARAGRAPH bashing people, ON the internet. it doesn't even matter. this has turned into an ARGUMENT with people we've never met. I was just defending the poor person that everyone is bitching about because they made it on FML and no one thinks they deserve it. grow up and go away.