Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML
Today, my boss asked if anyone knew basic Photoshop, and I volunteered because I once edited memes in high school. Two hours later I was sweating through my shirt trying to remove a reflection from a company head shot while my coworkers slowly realized I had absolutely no idea what I was doing. FML
Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML
Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
Today, I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in years. We took a few group shots with my camera, and I went home and downloaded them to my computer. Seeing them on my monitor, I noticed a yellow spot on my black shirt, so I looked down. A big, dried booger was stuck there. FML
Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML
Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML
Today, I had a conference call with a client. I was feeling confident and had been preparing all morning. Right in the middle of my presentation, I hit the wrong button, and my webcam feed turned into a close-up of my face, which had a giant zit right in the middle of my forehead. The client didn’t say anything, but I could see their eyes glued to it. FML
Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML
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Top comments
LackOfControl 0
After the first minute wouldn't you notice that the paintbrush wasn't covering the dot?
designedlikedice 0
You should have realized it wasn't on the picture a long time ago. FYL for being so stupid.
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Comments (155)
foreverisabelx3 0
i agree with #1
dim8200 3
Today, I went to my computer and went to fml.com, there were no good fmls. FML
duckpsy 2
Right. 20 minutes? :/ This isn't significant enough to be an FML.
Nemo89 0
HAHA at #15 completely agree that this is sooooo NOT an fml! i wonder who selected this!
angelsnarrows 0
everyone bashing this person is ALSO an idiot considering you all put "an" in front of FML you don't put AN in front of something that doesn't start with a VOWEL. way to fail. by the way, it made me laugh.
sdroze1389 31
use smaller words, internet people scare easily.
thrawg 0
nice #8
fmlx5 0
you're clearly really bad at your job and should find a new career, while you're at it stop wasting my time, i could really have used that 5s it took me to read it on something else, something life changing, but i didn't... i read your fml instead, FML
sarahishh 0
it's okay that has happened to me way more times than I can count. Usually it doesn't take me 20 minutes to figure it out though.... more like 10 seconds.
angelsnarrows 0
Y'all clearly arn't being respectful. It's funny, and not to mention y'all are wasting YOUR time reading FML so you're not much better. deal with it.
smartalek 2
you say y'all....quiet! haha jk but no this FML...it's bad
omglolydi 0
This FML sucks.