Hard shoulder

By me. - 11/07/2016 03:00 - United States - Norman

Today, I found out my mom has been telling my entire family I need surgery on my "Labia" instead of my "Labrum". I went from needing shoulder surgery to needing vagina surgery with one group text. Thanks, mom. FML
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RememberSchlitz 9

I feel you. I had my uvula removed, a long time ago, because of reasons. My little sister told her friends I couldn't talk for a couple days because I'd had my vulva removed. I don't have a vulva. I never had a vulva. They are not part of the standard equipment package for guys.

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RememberSchlitz 9

I feel you. I had my uvula removed, a long time ago, because of reasons. My little sister told her friends I couldn't talk for a couple days because I'd had my vulva removed. I don't have a vulva. I never had a vulva. They are not part of the standard equipment package for guys.

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Which is why you need it it removed! Obviously!

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yerawizardlizzy 27

It's funny because reading this comment I automatically assumed you were a woman so when you got to "I never had a vulva" I was like "WHAAAAAATTTT???" and then I read your last sentence.

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CrassKal 27

Well I'm sure it is an understandable mistake that can be corrected. *sees male tag* HA! I'm sure they'll figure it out now.

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

This is how all your friends and family find out about your sex-change. FYL. ;-)

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enxhi96 21

The funny part about this is that you're a guy.

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Mpii 11

Even so it wouldn't be anything to be ashamed of! Send a text to the group saying it was a mistake. I hope your surgery goes well! :)

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almost_there44 26

Clearly he knows where he's getting his surgery. There can also be one name to describe more than one thing.

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littlekellilee 45

There's a labrum in all socket joints. I've had surgery on both shoulder labrums and one hip labrum.

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Fartful_Dodger 8

Glenoid vs acetabular. Who knew FML could be so educational?

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Fartful_Dodger 8

And to make it confusing, the plural of "labrum" would be "labria."

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pjsr 32

She needs to keep her lips sealed

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carston7 2

I'm litterally getting surgery on my labrum tomorrow?

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Weasely 11

Why are you asking us that? Seems like something you should know.

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