By humiliated - 26/02/2010 10:21 - United States

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Today, I was finally hooking up with a girl I was after for a long time. Things got really hot and heavy but she stopped and looked at me weird. She said, "I can't do it, you're really wet. It looks like chicken fat." FML
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ohmandapants 16

precum isn't generally "white and stringy"...

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LtHoward 0

I can't think up a mental image for this, I think I'm better off that way haha Sorry to hear that OP.

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misskas17 0

um it's a female look at the top female symbol! but that's gross.

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acanedo 17

There is no symbol up there to indicate her gender, but we are analyst so we figured it out

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ScaryyMary 14

Wow... I was gonna eat fried chicken for dinner tonight... key word being "was"...

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samanthamaay 0

euwww grossfullness much? im presuming this was two girls haa if it was then surely she would kinda be expecting this...?

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niesenator 0

Thi is probably the grossest thing I've ever heard. I think you should go to the gyno...

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perdix 29

Hell, that's not the grossest thing I heard all day! Try that FML where the girl thinks her boyfriend's "penis sauce" is brown!

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pitbullmom 0

lol I keep thinking that a cup needs to be mentioned

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twinscrplayer6 0

@#88 do not even mention 2 girls 1 cup if that's what you are refering to.

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boxers4me 0

1st time lesbian experience? and isn't one? that's why she got an unsettling picture in her mind?...

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