By galen - 03/06/2009 06:06 - United States

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Today, I hooked up with a girl from the bar. We went back to my place and started making out, I took off her shirt and bra and started kissing her breasts. I felt her chest hair tickle my tongue. FML
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kellster 2

Either she was a tranny, or you're really exaggerating. You do know that people have body hair, right? As in, the tiny, fuzzy kind? You'd probably better get over that pretty soon or you'll never have sex again.

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icanhazlizard 0
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I agree with 3 and 6. Hair is a natural part of being human. The girls are already expected to shave way more of their bodies than men have to be socially acceptable. I'm sick of hearing about how the hair on girls is disgusting. We shouldn't be rejected or made to go through ridiculously elaborate and time-consuming grooming routines because of it. It's *natural*. Get the fuck over it.

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GVirdi 11

Question is Did he like it?

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gaby904 0
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HA thats disturbingly gross.. but still funny

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parduezs 6
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As my dad used to say "Sure you don't want any beer? Put some hair on your chest" Now I believe him

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kellster 2

Either she was a tranny, or you're really exaggerating. You do know that people have body hair, right? As in, the tiny, fuzzy kind? You'd probably better get over that pretty soon or you'll never have sex again.

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DustyStorm 16
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actually I had a female roommate that had chest hair....manly chest hair. not a tranny either. very much a woman with a nice rack and wirey man like chest hair.....

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DustyStorm 16
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My female roommate had chest hair....and I know the difference between chest hair and fuzz. Please. My roommate also had a mustache and almost complete unibrow. Sometimes I would catch myself staring. Her chest hair was wirey and black....much like pubic hairs, sprouting from in between her breasts out of her tank top.

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daytoday21 10
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"tranny" is a slur- wanted to point that out cause some people don't know it's offensive. Carry on.

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Catto-Golden 23

Thank you Day, I was gonna say that

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blackdog_fml 0
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hahahahaha ewwww

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lovely997 0

thats what you get for acting like a horny animal YDi

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dzizzle 0
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Humans are mammals. Mammals are covered with hair.

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eaterofpies 0
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I thought u were gunna say humans are mammals and mammals suckle

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tylercarolinex 21
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Well you can't win then? If you don't like it not shaved, and like JUST after shaving then ypu'll just have to deal with it. Also, inconsiderate asses like you will find it hard to get a girl that will shave for you just because you 'don't like it'.

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LiliK_fml 21

Grow up. Everyone is covered in body hair. Learn to deal with it or just become completely celibate because women being covered in hair is never going to change.

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Adriennerox211 0

#8 you scare me :( I have some boob hair, but they are like little blonde hairs that you can't notice ^-^

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hahayou12345 0

You are exaggerating.

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I agree with 3 and 6. Hair is a natural part of being human. The girls are already expected to shave way more of their bodies than men have to be socially acceptable. I'm sick of hearing about how the hair on girls is disgusting. We shouldn't be rejected or made to go through ridiculously elaborate and time-consuming grooming routines because of it. It's *natural*. Get the fuck over it.

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dan11 0

that doesnt mean he has to find it attractive. he felt a hair in his mouth and he didnt like it. its not like he forced her to shave it. dont freak out

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hairy girls=*shivers* hairy men=OOOH SHIZZLES there's a chick in my science class who has more chest hair than my fuckin dad! that's LOTS of hair. unfortunately all 1500 girls at my school can't shave for shit so it's like going to school with frickin manbeast gorrila things. now I gave up one treating them like females an I just call them mister and shit My point being: Hairy Girls is NO GOOD

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LOL97_fml 0
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uhhh just so yah know, when yah shave the hair just growss back faster n thicker so when u wamt a gurl to shave her body hair shes gunna hav ta do it evry day ans that aint fair

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ZleveL 0
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thanks i didn't realize that  well they should wax or something

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The_Big_Mac 7

that's an old wives tell. it's not true.

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Robby41169 0

whens the last time you got laid? yeah.

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motien 2
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men shave their face everyday

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