FML : Today, I was with my friend and her entire family at a restaurant. While we were eating, her brother who is really cute asked what "brown sauce" is. I...

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Today, I was with my friend and her entire family at a restaurant. While we were eating, her brother who is really cute asked what "brown sauce" is. I said thats probably 'penis' sauce. I'd meant to say 'peanut sauce' but the damage was done. The entire family just stared. FML

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By princess4242 - / Friday 26 February 2010 09:10 / India

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By PsychoMerk | 0

#894158 - Friday 26 February 2010 04:12

lol :') "the damage was done!"

By boopityboppity | 10

#894269 - Friday 26 February 2010 04:45

Well, now we know what you were really thinking about. Gotta love those Freudian Slips.

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By Ragna_fml | 0

#894117 - Friday 26 February 2010 04:08

Reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCS_4bizDUw There is much peaness going around here.

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Averizzle | 0

#894224 - Friday 26 February 2010 04:31

What is peaness? Sounds appetizing.

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DavidCooksAngel | 0

#894409 - Friday 26 February 2010 05:40

That family is lame. ;-/ I would have laugh my ass off.

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gabirolon | 1

#894564 - Friday 26 February 2010 06:49

I agree!!! I was laughing for 20 mins just now

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whoadangitssam | 0

#894627 - Friday 26 February 2010 07:39

this was in seventeen magazine several months ago. this is fake.

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samantha_durano | 5

#894895 - Friday 26 February 2010 09:13

hahahh, woww.

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sdawg27 | 0

#894970 - Friday 26 February 2010 09:40

haha that sucks, FYI brown sauce is generally espanol sauce one of the five basic mother sauces made pimairaly out of brown roux and beef stock.

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Secret_Fire_King | 0

#895090 - Friday 26 February 2010 10:30

I'm gunna say.. YDI.. because you were thinking about his meat sword when you said it.. Men are not objects.. You should stop being such a pervert.. (I'm just kidding.. but if OP was a guy perving on a girl, I could only imagine what everyone would be saying..)

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inurockx | 0

#895754 - Saturday 27 February 2010 01:41

this is from seventeen magazinee EPIC FAIL

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asianwolf | 2

#896292 - Saturday 27 February 2010 05:22

hey don't discriminate dyslexics are teople poo

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TehToaster | 0

#1070227 - Wednesday 7 July 2010 06:40

62- YOU fail because you actually READ 17.

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ExcitingJosh | 5

#3089534 - Friday 12 August 2011 02:00

#62 Maybe she sent it into seventeen magazine

By Back_In_Action | 18

#894122 - Friday 26 February 2010 04:09

Hahaha, nice Freudian slip. XDDDDDD

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allen20 | 0

#894235 - Friday 26 February 2010 04:34

Hahahah you shouldve said nigger sauce!! But if they were black then itbwouldve worked out beter(;

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SeasonedSausage | 0

#895826 - Saturday 27 February 2010 01:59

Nice psychology knowledge there.

By pepsie_fml | 0

#894144 - Friday 26 February 2010 04:11

ugh um eww no one will want it now

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eriksen19 | 1

#5450538 - Tuesday 16 April 2013 12:58

Or the mom in the family wants it, if you know what I mean...

By PsychoMerk | 0

#894158 - Friday 26 February 2010 04:12

lol :') "the damage was done!"

By creepermagnet | 0

#894161 - Friday 26 February 2010 04:13

Haha well more for you now =]

By Bruticus | 0

#894175 - Friday 26 February 2010 04:16

Anyone else realize this is fake? It is a joke. I knew I heard it before.

By thecbake4 | 0

#894210 - Friday 26 February 2010 04:25

I will never eat peanut sauce again...

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Gumblebum100 | 0

#894992 - Friday 26 February 2010 09:49

agreed

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drayloon | 50

#6054835 - Tuesday 2 September 2014 06:53

I thought the white sauce was the penis sauce...

By Rustbin | 0

#894239 - Friday 26 February 2010 04:36

That's not where you're supposed to put it!

By boopityboppity | 10

#894269 - Friday 26 February 2010 04:45

Well, now we know what you were really thinking about. Gotta love those Freudian Slips.

By Carly9999 | 0

#894290 - Friday 26 February 2010 04:49

You stole this from Seventeen's Traumaramas. Don't you have anything better to do?

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crazylady654 | 0

#894341 - Friday 26 February 2010 05:07

totally did. FRAUD. Go pleasure yourself or something.

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