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By can't breathe - 22/11/2010 11:33 - Australia

Today, I was feeling nauseous and my cat was comforting me. I breathed in through my nose, and my cat's fur caused me to sneeze. I sneezed so hard, I threw up out my nose. Nothing will get rid of the smell from within my nasal cavity. FML

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Same thing different taste

By mynoseburns - 22/02/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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No napping, only feeding

By Not Helping - 06/07/2022 02:59 - United States - Steele

Today, I've had a cold that just won't go away for the past few days. After staying painfully awake for most of the day, I eventually fell asleep in the afternoon. When I woke up, I found my hungry cat sitting on my chest. She then sneezed in my face and walked out of the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2016 00:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I gave my cat a little kiss on the head. Just as I was about to tell him I love him, he sneezed directly into my face. It's been two hours and I still can't get the taste of cat snot out of my mouth. I probably need to get a life. FML

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By ciotter - 08/01/2011 08:57 - United States

Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML

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By catlover - 20/05/2009 09:07 - Australia

Today, my cat kept sneezing all morning so I took her to the vet. $150 later and the vet says she's fine. I get home and the noise starts up again. My automatic air freshener spray sounds just like my cat sneezing. FML

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By Achoo - 24/09/2022 13:00 - United States

Today, I tried to introduce myself to the stray cat outside my house. As it turns out, this cat is very friendly. He got up and started climbing on my shoulders like a parrot, sniffing me everywhere. Then I sneezed and he fell, scratching my back and neck very badly as he did so. FML

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By sneezer - 30/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

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By all arsed out - 06/03/2016 16:50 - United Kingdom - Spalding

Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML

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By Rayvyn - 21/10/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML

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Monday 22 November 2010 16:05

The best line is, "My cat was comforting me." I wish my cat comforted me like that. Selfish little jerk!

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 22 November 2010 16:11

Did you throw up on the cat?

Comments

lexxiii 17

Monday 22 November 2010 16:29

ewww! that's worse than milk coming out if your nose, haha!

angeluv_2014 22

Friday 20 July 2012 6:02

Uh, yes, I beleive stomach acid would be worse than milk. Good one, Captain Obvious. :

Shiamah 0

Monday 22 November 2010 16:33

oh...that really sucks. try perhaps spraying some ferbreeze on some fabric and sit close to that, it might help with the smell.

LouieLZ 5

Monday 22 November 2010 16:47

That's the real good question, isn't it?

dynky 3

Monday 22 November 2010 17:01

It'll be gone by tomorrow. There's nothing you can really do about it.

ulicksam 0

Monday 22 November 2010 17:03

The cat wasn't comforting you. The cat wanted you to comfort it. It's not a dog.

BCrazzi 9

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:20

Cats will comfort you if ur hurt or sick smart one..

choirnerd1808 0

Monday 22 November 2010 17:22

try a nettie pot you can get them just about any store with a pharmacy. it cleans your sinus cavaties. make sure you breath through your mouth or you will suck the water into your lungs.