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By can't breathe - 22/11/2010 11:33 - Australia

Today, I was feeling nauseous and my cat was comforting me. I breathed in through my nose, and my cat's fur caused me to sneeze. I sneezed so hard, I threw up out my nose. Nothing will get rid of the smell from within my nasal cavity. FML

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Same thing different taste

By mynoseburns - 22/02/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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By Not Helping - 06/07/2022 02:59 - United States - Steele

Today, I've had a cold that just won't go away for the past few days. After staying painfully awake for most of the day, I eventually fell asleep in the afternoon. When I woke up, I found my hungry cat sitting on my chest. She then sneezed in my face and walked out of the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2016 00:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I gave my cat a little kiss on the head. Just as I was about to tell him I love him, he sneezed directly into my face. It's been two hours and I still can't get the taste of cat snot out of my mouth. I probably need to get a life. FML

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By ciotter - 08/01/2011 08:57 - United States

Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML

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By catlover - 20/05/2009 09:07 - Australia

Today, my cat kept sneezing all morning so I took her to the vet. $150 later and the vet says she's fine. I get home and the noise starts up again. My automatic air freshener spray sounds just like my cat sneezing. FML

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By Achoo - 24/09/2022 13:00 - United States

Today, I tried to introduce myself to the stray cat outside my house. As it turns out, this cat is very friendly. He got up and started climbing on my shoulders like a parrot, sniffing me everywhere. Then I sneezed and he fell, scratching my back and neck very badly as he did so. FML

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By sneezer - 30/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

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By all arsed out - 06/03/2016 16:50 - United Kingdom - Spalding

Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML

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By Rayvyn - 21/10/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML

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stronghand0331 17

Monday 22 November 2010 16:05

The best line is, "My cat was comforting me." I wish my cat comforted me like that. Selfish little jerk!

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 22 November 2010 16:11

Did you throw up on the cat?

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bv110 2

Monday 20 December 2010 18:17

yet ;)

BAMF519 0

Monday 9 May 2011 1:41

eww that is nasty you might want to try snorting some bleach!

aichd13 4

Saturday 28 May 2011 6:38

So what? I had a weak stomach lining as a kid. Threw up through my nose hundreds of times.

TheCube 6

Thursday 23 June 2011 1:33

I've puked through my nose before. I feel your pain... FYL

Kunoichi21 1

Wednesday 31 August 2011 9:24

Did you try a huge whif of hand sanitizer? That usually works for me.

swinglifeaway123 8

Friday 9 September 2011 6:47

AAAHHH!!!! Truly, I pity you

Partyman22 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 6:17

Haha did you hit the cat??

hayhay92 5

Sunday 30 October 2011 21:18

Try vics vapor rub

RockinRoyaltyxD 13

Tuesday 10 January 2012 3:35

Man up. Whenever I vomit I throw up from my mouth and nose. Stop being a wimp.

BCrazzi 9

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:18

How do u throw up IN your nose??

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