By ciotter - 08/01/2011 08:57 - United States

Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML
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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

YDI for not wearing safety goggles around your cat?

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leedivinchi 0

Ik but I've always wanted to be first and now I am! so that's it. you can almost never get first on this damn site!

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muhaidib 2

aww the cute little boy is first! anyways OP that's just disgusting..

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morgan320 0

i dont know whats worse. that OP's cat sneezed in OP's eye, or that OP's eyeball was open.

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ninjasaurous 0

Being a wannabe is for losers! Oh sorry...

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annadorkable 0

i've been first 3 times. its not that hard .

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iliketurdles 7

You kept track of how many times? Must be some achievement.

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Aim4thebullseye 4

Of course, use some hand sanitizer to clean it, no dont worry about the alcohol it won't hurt at all...

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waswashere 0

why would you? it's not like alcohol burn or anything

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

YDI for not wearing safety goggles around your cat?

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Sliim_Shaady 6

cats are for losers!!!

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snickerz01 0

59 and 72 have the right idea

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Aim4thebullseye 4

...why again is ur cat's nose in front of ur eye?

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james_aka_frosty 3

MEGA LOL!!!! but yeah why was you eye near your cats arse

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0_oFML 0

Ok... so cats sneeze from there bums now, I always thought it was there noses

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k9obsessed 5

Um...wow...You DO realize "arse" is UK slang for "ass", right? Go get yourself an education.

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SoFreshAndYetDep 0

75 - Obviously, you don't understand that the context in which the word "bums" is being used is the same as "ass," ass.

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waswashere 0

that's what you get for making out with your cat

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KatieKhaos 0

Better than having it sneeze in your mouth, right?

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FYLDeep 25

You should have seen it coming.

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HoldenGrudges 0

how is this FML? are u that whiny that a cat sneeze is like omg my life sucks now? idiot

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