By all arsed out - 06/03/2016 16:50 - United Kingdom - Spalding

Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML
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Hope you were in a safe place like home where you could avoid embarrassment and wash off quickly. It must have been a pain to clean up though. FYL

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Hope you were in a safe place like home where you could avoid embarrassment and wash off quickly. It must have been a pain to clean up though. FYL

That's snot very good. I wish you well.

They say you can't run from your problems

You also can't run from your runs

Dude their must be some drug that you could get to help you. If not, and you're home alone, rip out a small piece of tissue. Then crumple it up. Then put it up the runny nose nostril. It will stop it from being runny.

The nose isn't the runny hole though. His problem is farther south.

Don't cause such a shitstorm

You need to rest OP, runny noses can exhaust a person, give headaches and such. Take a steam and apply menthol like vaporubs on your chest to heal your cold.

...did you read the FML? Lovely advice, but don't think that's the best cure for diarrhoea.

Thanks for the common sense advice. No one ever would have thought that. - _ -

That happened to be once in school at the end of the day during class. It wasn't fun and was incredible uncomfortable. And not to mention disgusting. I was too embarrassed to say anything and I figured "well there's only 20 minutes left of class" I also didn't want to get known as the girl who shits herself so I had to sit in it for the rest of the day. (Ew I know)

But then wouldn't you be know as the person who stinks like shit?

And now you're known on FML as the girl who shits herself and sits in it all day. Congratulations.

OptimusSlime. The perfect username for someone like you. Disgusting

Just take it easy OP. At least until you better..

Yikes. Maybe you weren't somewhere professional or important, huh?