By all arsed out - 06/03/2016 16:50 - United Kingdom - Spalding

Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML
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nattlecakes 19

Hope you were in a safe place like home where you could avoid embarrassment and wash off quickly. It must have been a pain to clean up though. FYL

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nattlecakes 19

Hope you were in a safe place like home where you could avoid embarrassment and wash off quickly. It must have been a pain to clean up though. FYL

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ComoEsJuan 24

That's snot very good. I wish you well.

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BlackHawkSavior 28

They say you can't run from your problems

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PePziNL 20

You also can't run from your runs

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tigerthepredator 16

Dude their must be some drug that you could get to help you. If not, and you're home alone, rip out a small piece of tissue. Then crumple it up. Then put it up the runny nose nostril. It will stop it from being runny.

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Ichiya 29

The nose isn't the runny hole though. His problem is farther south.

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aliciousness116 16

You need to rest OP, runny noses can exhaust a person, give headaches and such. Take a steam and apply menthol like vaporubs on your chest to heal your cold.

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booze_n_bitches 37

...did you read the FML? Lovely advice, but don't think that's the best cure for diarrhoea.

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Dale_shackleford 13

Thanks for the common sense advice. No one ever would have thought that. - _ -

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aliciousness116 16

Oh, my bad.

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OptimusSlime 23

That happened to be once in school at the end of the day during class. It wasn't fun and was incredible uncomfortable. And not to mention disgusting. I was too embarrassed to say anything and I figured "well there's only 20 minutes left of class" I also didn't want to get known as the girl who ***** herself so I had to sit in it for the rest of the day. (Ew I know)

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gordjess1 19

But then wouldn't you be know as the person who stinks like shit?

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Lalala579121 27

And now you're known on FML as the girl who ***** herself and sits in it all day. Congratulations.

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razoray9 22

OptimusSlime. The perfect username for someone like you. Disgusting

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moodyreallyrocks 27

Just take it easy OP. At least until you better..

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alaen 17

Yikes. Maybe you weren't somewhere professional or important, huh?

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