By AlexaSt2611 - Paraguay
  Today, I was enjoying a nice shower in the morning. While I was massaging the shampoo out of my hair, I saw the gardener walking past my bathroom window, yelling "Good morning" and waving in my direction. My left boob politely waved back at him. FML
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  Edokun  |  0

1.)ydi for not closing your window (unless you did but have the wrong type of window then ysdi)
2.)dont encourage her to get a boob job, they look horrible and when you have children and decide to breast feed your child could be poisend!

  Ali_Br_fml  |  33

invest in some good curtains next time. You totally deserved it. ytdi
close your window get a curtain around your shower. I check my windows before stripping down to take a shower. Think about it next time. That's all...

  ChicaTongana  |  0

Who says your boobs have to be saggy to do that? Unless you have a boob job and your boobs sit there (or if you have minimis), if your arms are above your shoulders moving they generally sway back and forth, hence the waving motion.

  kmow32  |  0

same as 90s comment. she was washing her hair so that means her arms were above her head. combo that with being in the shower and you get boobs that will sway back and forth-so we get the 'waving boobs' term. Gawd people these days -_-

and heck you could 'wave' ur pecs if they're big enough ;) lol

  MissMae93  |  23

46 - You're an idiot. The implant is placed behind the milk duct and muscle in the breast. There's no way the child could possibly be poisoned. Do your research BEFORE commenting next time.

  knibbsy  |  4

I teach women boob-waving lessons actually. The first course is free to boot! So FFML and whoever else is interested, visit my website, to schedule a lesson today!

By  usmcbunny  |  0

I had to lol. I've had times in the shower, and a series of Mexican lawn men have walked by my window. They usually don't look when they hear the shower running. If they happen to glance over, they're polite enough to blush, and shuffle away quickly. :D