OK, now that's gross

Someone probably stuck it between your teeth while you slept last night.

Occam's Razor: the simplest solution is usually the best.

I like your icon. 2 points to Ravenclaw.

Your dentist is crying at your lack of flossing bud.

so you haven't brushed for a week and a half then?

now you have a nice mid day snack

You don't have to floss all your teeth, just the ones you wanna keep! Also, gum disease can cause heart attacks. Seriously people, floss your dang teeth.

So you don't floss...

how is your dental hygiene, my guy?

Apparently you dont like to to use oral hygiene...how many teeth would you like to still have when you are 60???