Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
Today, I got a popcorn kernel stuck in my throat. It was quite irritating so thought I could get it out with my finger. Good thing, the kernel is gone. Bad thing, I now have the rest of my lunch on my shirt as well. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a friend and her grandma. Her grandma was using toothpicks and dropping them on the ground next to our popcorn bucket. I took a big handful of popcorn, and was fortunate enough to get a piece of her toothpick lodged in my throat. FML
Today, I found a piece of a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth. I haven't eaten popcorn in over a week and a half. FML
Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I had a school band concert in which I was doing a clarinet solo. I had a Laffy Taffy before the concert. Little did I know part of the wrapper got stuck in my hair. I went through the whole concert like that and I was so embarrassed when I found out afterwards. FML
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
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Top comments
Egnar 19
So today you found a guy who sees past the gross things that happen and makes light of them, FYL indeed!
CrackFox 0
style points :)
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Comments (130)
Kaikohanakami 7
At least he wasnt immature about it like most people would have been :3
lmaoatall 6
He was being nice. He could have pulled on the hair and yelled, I gotta big one on. Ohhh damn it. My line broke.
HarveyMalone 0
Hee Hee Hee... That's funny!
imaninja1 9
Win!
Kendall_Cali97 8
Gross!!
xxdania 0
Eewww !!! Gross
taazer 12
Well its cute that he tried to make you feel better about it:D
matthieunc 1
Am I the only one to see tthe huge mistake in this FML? "Attached the the" ??? :(
HarveyMalone 0
No, you are not the only person who noticed it. Just the only person who thought it worth commenting on.
perdix 31
He was probably embarrassed that he hadn't trimmed his pubes.
gleeklove 2
He seems sweet :)
Iriz 0
Ayyy... that is nasty :-/ that must of sucked but atleast u know he has a sence of humer to flip bad things to somewhat funny so you won't feel as bad about the issue (:
guitar_god7007 3
I don't think anyone noticed this. She said "the the hair." If no one noticed it then aswell, 'the' was said twice.
megaaann_fml 9
It's been said three times. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT.