Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, I was sending screenshots to my best friend about a guy who'd screwed me over. I sent the screenshots to him instead. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
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Top comments
syki 22
I know it was an accident in OP's case, but we as a society should really agree on this as the standard punishment for anyone sending unsolicited dick pics.
WCARlover 35
Probably the only hands that have been on it in a while huh OP? Haha I'm sorry I had to. But really I hope your face wasn't in the picture so people don't know it's you.
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Comments (88)
RedDelirium 14
I started drinking at 14, don't feel to bad about it 16 is pretty normal where I'm from, so are regrettable decisions when drunk ahahah. To #61 brain development isn't complete until ~24 years of age on average, excessive drinking at any point before then can have lasting damage, yes the younger it is the worse it is, but it's always bad for you to drink in excess even after that age.
daddysgirl8 21
Your friend was playing with your penis.
NotSoCoolKid 15
Anyone notice this guy was under age drinking and sending child pornography? Two illegal things XD
manuwish 9
why do you send anyone a penis pic? and your friend is a guy? you into guys when you're drunk? drunksexting your bro?
I_own_a_dog 11
Underage and sending nudes, then saying you did on a public site.. Just saying isn't that technically giving yourself up for producing child pornography?
MikaykayUnicorn 36
21, I don't suppose you've ever drunk underage. I have and I am fine. I've accidentally gotten drunk too. Feel free to bury me, but I think it's fine as long as you aren't going out every night and it's just occasional. Besides, many underage kids party every night and are always drunk because their parents are so strict that they never allow them a little freedom. My mom let me take a sip of vodka because I asked and I haven't drank vodka since because it's disgusting. On new years I'll have a cup of wine and for other special occasions I'll have a wine cooler. It's not like I'm gonna become an alcoholic for having a little drink every once in a while. My uncle was an alcoholic because people never let him drink so he would go out and have people buy alcohol for him and get shitfaced. Let people live a little, will ya?
Katrinnaw 19
Actually the age that the brain is fully developed is 25 on average. There are debates that men take longer to develop due to hormonal differences.
Callyn 47
74, my first drink was at 3 because my parents mistook a can of Coors for a ginger ale. As a teenager, I would occasionally have small glasses of wine with my parents. What I didn't do was get drunk and then send out pictures of my dick. Kids shouldn't be getting that drunk and he and his friend could get in serious trouble for having those pictures, so maybe he should grow up a bit before drinking again.
siyca 13
So a 16 year old decides to get drunk illegally since it's the US, and decides to send a picture of his dick, again, underage? And you expect sympathy? Wow.
mattyiscool123 26
Nice to know your friend really enhanced your picture