Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, I was sending screenshots to my best friend about a guy who'd screwed me over. I sent the screenshots to him instead. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
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Top comments
syki 22
I know it was an accident in OP's case, but we as a society should really agree on this as the standard punishment for anyone sending unsolicited dick pics.
WCARlover 35
Probably the only hands that have been on it in a while huh OP? Haha I'm sorry I had to. But really I hope your face wasn't in the picture so people don't know it's you.
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Comments (88)
SUN_lover 19
LMAO! What are friends for!? Hope you made everyone's day!
iateapenguin 27
Why are you all giving OP so much stick? Plenty of us have gotten wasted at 16, especially at a New Year's party. It's not like he sent an unsolicited dick pic to a girl or a stranger, it was his mate who jokingly asked for it. I got drunk every now and again at 16, and now I have a degree and absolutely zero criminal record. Same goes for many people. Teens will be teens!
JXPAOL 7
Very nice! Lmao
ZombieScoobyDoo 20
I like how everyone is freaking out about him drinking instead of the fact that he technically sent nude pictures of a minor out. Then his friend shared it. They could both get in trouble for child pornography. Until you're 18 your nudes are illegal. It's not worth the risk.
hobbs96 26
Just so you know, that is child pornography, and your friend can get in trouble for possessing it and for distributing it, and he can get everyone else who received the picture in trouble for possessing it.
Oogly979 8
Oh how funny teen homosexuals are.
GoldenOP 15
It's set to 21 because that's when your brain is fully developed. They only use it to prevent hardcore damage.
Dale_shackleford 13
That's just what madd said. The reason it's set to 21 is because if it's not, the Feds take all of the states highway funding because madd lobbied them to the point of actually doing something. Before the 80s, the age was 18. And there is very little difference between 18 and 21 as far as brain development.
mynoch 7
Now that is a real friend XD
Ichiya 29
The police gave an alcohol safety assembly at my highschool and explained the drinking laws where I live. At 16 we could drink with parent permission in our house so long as a sober parent stayed with us at all times.