Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, I was sending screenshots to my best friend about a guy who'd screwed me over. I sent the screenshots to him instead. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
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Top comments
syki 22
I know it was an accident in OP's case, but we as a society should really agree on this as the standard punishment for anyone sending unsolicited dick pics.
WCARlover 35
Probably the only hands that have been on it in a while huh OP? Haha I'm sorry I had to. But really I hope your face wasn't in the picture so people don't know it's you.
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Comments (88)
DarthDeath 12
Everyone's bitching about the underage drinking, nobody cares that this is about child ****. Rightio guys.
thatsjustgreat1 16
Sounds like you're in quite the pickle.
alicat089 18
you don't need to be getting drunk and sending dick pics at your age. where the hell were your parents?! if I did that 10 years ago I'd get the shit beaten out of me. no respect.
jbuckets_404 39
So you're saying that YOU have a dick, too?
fungi0528 12
Honestly that right there is a true friend.
andrmac 25
Well both could get into a lot of trouble because us adults overreact to teens doing stupid things with other teens. The worse that SHOULD come out of it it the destruction of the pic and a talking between both sides of parent(s) and the boys and maybe discipline/punishment. That's what should have happen with that boy that send a pic to his girlfriend a little while back, but no we want the government to discipline the children label them underage as sex offenders instead of parents dealing with it or is this case him thoroughly regretting doing it now.
Raleinweber 5
I wouldn't even be mad
southerngalslove 15
My thoughts exactly.
abbiegoose7 8
Why did u send a dick pic to your male friend...? That's not a typical thing friends just do! Drunk or not! Not that it would've been better sent to a woman anyways I guess but YDI for sure.
maitg 11
You look like youre 5... Why were you drunk?
Claire__Kennedy 20
What the **** you are 16 you are a mere child who should not be drinking in the first place