Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, I was sending screenshots to my best friend about a guy who'd screwed me over. I sent the screenshots to him instead. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
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Top comments
syki 22
I know it was an accident in OP's case, but we as a society should really agree on this as the standard punishment for anyone sending unsolicited dick pics.
WCARlover 35
Probably the only hands that have been on it in a while huh OP? Haha I'm sorry I had to. But really I hope your face wasn't in the picture so people don't know it's you.
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Comments (88)
Brandon1000 10
You're 16 and you get drunk? YDI and get a hold of your life, man.
worldclassrager 41
Pauline the penis...who loves to have fun...
mtfast 6
But... You're 16...
AcieMcG 21
Right, that friend has now shared child pornography, if it was sent to adults.
stfuwtf 21
Wait according to the thing you're 16? That's pretty young to be getting wasted.
Redmond64 16
Um... Why did you feel the need to post your face on something like this?
NonScaryPumkin 22
Not the smartest choice to drink legal age or underage. Though I feel people should do it once to know how much they can handle its a learning experience. I'm not a fan and I took a shot with my mom and dad. Wasn't for me don't like it.
Shay_Shay97 23
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should never get drunk around friends. Stuff like this happens and it could really mess you up later on down the road.
gyong98 2
what the **** did i just read ?
cccook1547 14
Yall quit bein sticks in the mud. I started at 16 and I'm fine. Not dependent and not a loser.
snoopy325 23
Wait, since when do we judge for drinking at 16? Nothing wrong with not drinking, but I wouldn't say it's uncommon for that age.