Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
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Today, I was sending screenshots to my best friend about a guy who'd screwed me over. I sent the screenshots to him instead. FML
Insecure
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
Awkward...
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
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syki 22
I know it was an accident in OP's case, but we as a society should really agree on this as the standard punishment for anyone sending unsolicited dick pics.
WCARlover 35
Probably the only hands that have been on it in a while huh OP? Haha I'm sorry I had to. But really I hope your face wasn't in the picture so people don't know it's you.
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lantz4levi 19
Please tell me that nobody else under 21 (us) has drank underage. Because you know that's the law and a law has never been broke. Dude for real he's 16 he doesn't need to get anything under control as long as he's got a good plan for future job and is doing good in school with no trouble with arrests.
tin_cup 27
I'm with you there! Started drinking at a young age, no arrest, no DUI, no problems!
Dynosaur_dollie 38
One province over and he's only 2 years under the legal age, I definitely started drinking when I was underage. However I was picky about who I drank with and didn't send nude photos to people either. Another point is there's a few places that 16 is legal so really.... let's not judge the whole age thing, and instead just laugh at his stupid idea to send dick pics to random friends that ask.
andrmac 25
I think my 1 time drinking was 12 raiding my parents liquor cabinet. 14 1st time actually drunk on gin, root beer and added sugar and never have been able to enjoy gin again except in long islands. I stopped drinking in high school and waited to be legal after that out of my own personal moral choice. I drink within reason now without getting full drunk outside my own home and at home I will if I'm not working get a bit drunk on occasion but I can go months without drinking at all. It's all in perspective of personal choice and full control. Consume alcohol don't let the alcohol consume you.
shiba10 26
Haha the first time I drank was at 16 too at a friends party. Don't get disheartened from the people telling you to get a hold of your life because you're only 16 and the best way to learn is through mistakes. Just try not to plastered with alcohol because theirs a high chance you can harm yourself. Good luck in the future OP!
andrmac 25
But anyway at least he made it look fabulous...lol. I'll leave now...lol
thisguy22 33
Just be careful man... At your age sending nude photos is technically distribution of child ****. I'd say keep the camera out of your pants.
askullnamedbilly 33
16 is the legal drinking age in Germany (only for beer and wine, but you can get plenty drunk with that) and not every German teenager grows up to be an alcohol dependent degenerate. To me, having the drinking age at 21 is ridiculous - you can go to war, get sentenced to death and get married but you can't have a glass of wine?
mineller 24
We don't have a legal drinking age in Denmark (which is awesome), so it's never illegal to drink. The whole idea that you can actually be arrested for drinking before the age of 21 is ridiculous. Land of the free lol.
ladycoco8 20
Who cares how old OP is! We've all drank underage. I don't even like drinking, but I still tried wine and mixed drinks underage because my sisters wanted me to learn what it tasted like - and wanted to control my intake. Perfectly okay to get wasted under your own house if your guardian is home. Ya know in Europe, the drinking age can be as young as 14, so idk why everybody freaks out over being "too young" to drink.
Dale_shackleford 13
Getting wasted at 14 can have serious and lasting neurological effects.
Dale_shackleford 13
Also, if someone is too immature to control himself around alcohol and ends up sending dick pics, i think they are too immature to drink.