FML : Today, at work I did inventory with my boss. He did the top shelves and I did the bottom ones. By the end, my knees were dirty and sore. I went home and...

Today, at work I did inventory with my boss. He did the top shelves and I did the bottom ones. By the end, my knees were dirty and sore. I went home and my roommate asked me how my day went. I absent-mindedly said, "My boss had me on my knees all day." He hasn't stopped laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

inappropes Say more :

As soon as I said it I realised the implications and just had to laugh. We both got a good chuckle out of it. I thought it would do the same for all of you so I thought I would share.

By inappropes - / Thursday 18 August 2016 21:41 / United States

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By drayloon | 50

#6674270 - Friday 19 August 2016 10:35

Bad time to announce that you got a raise?

By Tripartita | 44

#6674262 - Friday 19 August 2016 10:18

I bet you could interrupt his laughter by adding, "and now I can't get the taste of cum out of my mouth."

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By Casual_Cthulhu | 12

#6674260 - Friday 19 August 2016 10:15

Now you know the secret to moving up in the world.

By Lucario227 | 22

#6674261 - Friday 19 August 2016 10:15

Well, that blows.

By Tripartita | 44

#6674262 - Friday 19 August 2016 10:18

I bet you could interrupt his laughter by adding, "and now I can't get the taste of cum out of my mouth."

MyUsernameisEpic | 29

#6674285 - Friday 19 August 2016 11:34

That would be quite distasteful.

By Kingbenford | 12

#6674263 - Friday 19 August 2016 10:27

FYL, but that's funny

By drayloon | 50

#6674270 - Friday 19 August 2016 10:35

Bad time to announce that you got a raise?

Lalala579121 | 27

#6674316 - Friday 19 August 2016 12:46

And so did the boss.

By mbrigham1223 | 5

#6674326 - Friday 19 August 2016 13:18

* absent mindedly

Lalala579121 | 27

#6674332 - Friday 19 August 2016 13:37

OP also absent-mindedly typed the FML.

Goblin182 | 26

#6674343 - Friday 19 August 2016 13:46

I think absent mindlessly fits here.

chrisbeaudoin | 26

#6674375 - Friday 19 August 2016 14:22

It's just a tiny typo

By Taco The Dank | 27

#6674334 - Friday 19 August 2016 13:38

Did you mean absentmindedly?

By kenken5 | 12

#6674406 - Friday 19 August 2016 15:44

I work at a kayak rental and am on my knees on the dock all day so they are trashed by the end of my shift. I always watch myself to not say I was on my knees all day at work, my friends would have a field day with that