By inappropes - 18/08/2016 21:41 - United States

Today, at work I did inventory with my boss. He did the top shelves and I did the bottom ones. By the end, my knees were dirty and sore. I went home and my roommate asked me how my day went. I absent-mindedly said, "My boss had me on my knees all day." He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
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inappropes 31

As soon as I said it I realised the implications and just had to laugh. We both got a good chuckle out of it. I thought it would do the same for all of you so I thought I would share.

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drayloon 50

Bad time to announce that you got a raise?

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Tripartita 44

I bet you could interrupt his laughter by adding, "and now I can't get the taste of cum out of my mouth."

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Casual_Cthulhu 12

Now you know the secret to moving up in the world.

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Tripartita 44

I bet you could interrupt his laughter by adding, "and now I can't get the taste of cum out of my mouth."

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drayloon 50

Bad time to announce that you got a raise?

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mbrigham1223 5

* absent mindedly

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Goblin182 26

I think absent mindlessly fits here.

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chrisbeaudoin 26

It's just a tiny typo

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TacoTheDank 27

Did you mean absentmindedly?

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kenken5 16

I work at a kayak rental and am on my knees on the dock all day so they are trashed by the end of my shift. I always watch myself to not say I was on my knees all day at work, my friends would have a field day with that

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hoosiergirl94 31

Oh come on. That was funny!

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deathshead 19

It's okay, I wash dishes, so everyday at work I get wet

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Lepisma 38

I work in a veterinary office, so I spend every day catering to bitches and ******* - often on my knees!

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