Today, I cut myself pretty badly with a knife. I was bleeding quite a lot, so I yelled to my husband to bring me some kitchen roll, along with the first aid kit. He rushed in with the roll… to clean the floor. FML I agree, your life sucks 34177 I agree, your life sucks 34177 You deserved it 3749 You deserved it 3749 2 1 9 32 By DiiiDiiine - / Monday 27 October 2014 14:22 / France - Limoges
Today, I yawned so hard that I dislocated my jaw completely, then had to ask to be excused from class in front of 30 people with my mouth hanging open. FML I agree, your life sucks 24644 I agree, your life sucks 24644 You deserved it 1946 You deserved it 1946 71 4 1 17 24 By 4lphab3t4 - / Friday 13 November 2015 01:11 / United Kingdom - London
Today, I found out it's possible to dislocate your jaw just by yawning. Now I'm in the ER, looking like a total psycho. FML I agree, your life sucks 13110 I agree, your life sucks 13110 Phew, glad it wasn't me 1367 Phew, glad it wasn't me 1367 48
Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML I agree, your life sucks 27924 I agree, your life sucks 27924 You deserved it 2543 You deserved it 2543 117
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a massive argument because I suggested he should get a part-time job while studying. The same boyfriend that i have... I agree, your life sucks 1050 I agree, your life sucks 1050 You deserved it 485 You deserved it 485 36
Today, my boss told me she doesn't care if customers complain and told me I needed to leave my desk with a line of 10+ people waiting to be helped because... I agree, your life sucks 1268 I agree, your life sucks 1268 You deserved it 81 You deserved it 81 12
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, I got on the bus and the driver said I didn't have to pay since the ticket machine was broken. I was happy to have saved £2.40 until i realised...
Today, my infant son refused to let me put him down for two minutes while I ate breakfast this morning. I was in a hurry to get to an event as it was,...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
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