shiba10

Adding insult to injury

Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML

Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML

Today, I found out that my husband has more topless pictures of his ex on his computer than he does of me. FML

Today, I thought I'd save some money by doing my own electrical work. When I turned the power back on, it caught fire. FML