Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, I was sending screenshots to my best friend about a guy who'd screwed me over. I sent the screenshots to him instead. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
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Top comments
syki 22
I know it was an accident in OP's case, but we as a society should really agree on this as the standard punishment for anyone sending unsolicited dick pics.
WCARlover 35
Probably the only hands that have been on it in a while huh OP? Haha I'm sorry I had to. But really I hope your face wasn't in the picture so people don't know it's you.
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Comments (88)
maddyoll 12
I guess you could say he was just dicking around ;)
andrmac 25
Come on what did you expect to happen other than friendly ridicule?
Talis99 26
Pretty much any story that starts with, "I got really drunk" is a YDI.
stevenbro 6
Your are correct. No need to read further.
Bookworm1315 13
While you shouldn't have sent it, you were drunk so impulse control was down and all that. Your friend is terrible for sending it out like that. If you were a girl, people would cry sexual harassment or something.
addixkay 16
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trucker2 33
Damn... Here's my # 344- 341- 3541
Callyn 47
So you're underage, but getting drunk and sending pictures of your dick to friends? Lay off the booze and get some counseling, before it's too late.
DKING123456789 16
Dick must be big to fit hands and glasses on there??
DArthurVaderian 18
I mean if he's already editing it he could make it longer
R2Y2 22
I love how you're immediately curious about OP's dick size.
adjwejaelwkdc 21
I would say "Pix, or it didn't happen" as a joke, except there's the possibility that you might actually send them.
immaloser95 28
Did he give a reason for asking for the pictures? You seem pretty willing to send out pictures of your junk to your guy friends. No one can stop you from drinking, even though you are underage; I did too. You can learn to be smarter when you'are drunk. Put your phone away so you don't do something stupid again, and stay away from car keys. You're gonna get a DUI really soon if you don't learn to control yourself.