Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Fake plates
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
It never rains, it pours
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Bad boys, bad boys…
Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML
Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML
Today, I got my drivers license suspended until I am 18 for driving without a license. Where was I driving to? My last day of Drivers Ed. The high school where I take Drivers Ed. classes at is across the street from my house. I gave up 3 years of driving to drive 100 feet. FML
Nice try
Today, I had to go to court to see whether my driver's license is suspended for an entire year. I woke up early, went to court, and everything went perfectly, with all the charges being dropped. Unfortunately, I then woke up, and am now going to be late. FML
ACAB
Today, I got pulled over by a cop and got slammed with a ticket for expired tabs on my motorcycle. The DMV was literally across the street. I was heading there to get new tabs. FML
Top comments
Koizumiii 23
You certainly wouldn't have passed anyway...
0d987f6t54gu321 4
Try learning to drive how you're supposed to. That might help.
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Comments (101)
abattior 18
Well.. some people are not meant to drive.
thewife5 19
That's the truth!!
catmint 13
Soz but that was just asking for it.
cryssycakesx3 23
what's a Soz?
BBeffedmylife 28
Took me a minute but I think it is an abbreviation for "sorry" Seriously, 16? That's almost as bad as "Nine-Elevs"
catmint 13
Yes it's totally nearly as bad as flippantly abbreviating a very tragic loss of life, I really should be ashamed of myself and take this website more seriously like everyone else.
Mauskau 36
I think you just need to stop commenting and go outside. They're talking about the abbreviation from a previous FML, not the actual event.
RLG4 20
YDI. Drivers like you make the roads unsafe for everyone. I can understand a ticket or two, but enough to get your license suspended? Get off the roads.
thesmeagol 22
This amuses me. Some of the worst drivers are the ones doing the exact speed limit. I would rather have everyone speeding then the drivers who don't look when switching lanes or use turn signals when merging.
RLG4 20
In general, if you're driving at the speed of the road, and driving safely, even if it's above the speed limit, you don't get a lot of tickets. Perhaps photo radar tickets, but getting those don't cause you to lose your license.
lilhellian 27
I'd rather have speeder than those that blatantly cut you off and damn near causes a massive wreck.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
You are clearly an awful driver
sorryheadphones 26
Maybe you shouldn't have your license...
TisAPenguin 16
I have a lead foot. I've been caught once, took a driver's improvement class to get rid of the ticket, and now I'm careful not to go more than 10 mph over the speed limit. It's not difficult.
trachshaker 4
So everyone in here is a law abiding citizen who follows every traffic law? By a show of hands how many people replied using there phones while driving (regardless if your at a light)...how many people have driven tipsy...don't pass judgement because I guarantee you do illegal stuff without realizing it
Khaleesi_26 30
OP still deserves it if they were speeding, regardless of everyone elses driving faults..
Zebediabolical 45
I've done all of the above at the same time when I was younger and stupider. And if I'd been caught and posted it here I would have expected a 100% YDI vote on here. And that would include my own.
rocker_chick23 27
I don't drive, but my husband does. He has his phone off when he drives and if he goes past the speeding limit, he corrects himself.
Migole 36
Is this an American thing? Because most people I know (myself included) would never drive under influence or use their phone. Also going like 5 km/h over the limit if you pay enough attention to brake instantly is a bit different from getting your license taken away (for which I assume you'd have to be alot faster). If you are one of those assholes who drive 50 or 60 km/h in a 30 zone, then **** you.
thundermoo 16
26, they don't take your license away for speeding one time. Op was caught speeding after having previously been caught violating traffic laws. I got a speeding ticket once. I started paying more attention to what I was doing. And no, I don't play on my phone while driving nor do I drive "tipsy".
Axel5238 29
So because people have done stupid stuff when they were younger they can't say it's a bad idea they regret it and judge someone for it? OP is a repeat offender and the idea well you did it to and can't say anything is bullshit. We've done stupid stuff and most passing judgement admit it was stupid and we would've deserved what we got if we got caught. The don't judge mentality is poisonous, right up there with yolo.
iwadasn 33
Most people don't drive drunk or use their phones while driving. Do you try to convince yourself that's it's normal so you won't feel as guilty about it?
worldclassrager 41
Cruse control at or below or a little bit above the speed limit...
MrConcise 35
DID SOMEBODY MENTION CRUISE CONTROL?
PhoenixMartinez 30
You deserve it
telli164 30
clearly that lesson wasn't learnt.