Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML
Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML
Today, I got my drivers license suspended until I am 18 for driving without a license. Where was I driving to? My last day of Drivers Ed. The high school where I take Drivers Ed. classes at is across the street from my house. I gave up 3 years of driving to drive 100 feet. FML
Today, I had to go to court to see whether my driver's license is suspended for an entire year. I woke up early, went to court, and everything went perfectly, with all the charges being dropped. Unfortunately, I then woke up, and am now going to be late. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop and got slammed with a ticket for expired tabs on my motorcycle. The DMV was literally across the street. I was heading there to get new tabs. FML
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Top comments
Koizumiii 23
You certainly wouldn't have passed anyway...
0d987f6t54gu321 4
Try learning to drive how you're supposed to. That might help.
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Comments (101)
noah_1234 24
funniest FMLi've seen in a long time but i feel ya bro...
PimpNasty16 13
Wow, if this is the funniest you've read you REAAAALLY need to get a life, or a new sense of humor?
PimpNasty16 13
You've also tried 14 times to post an FML and haven't got ONE posted HAHAHAHAHA that says a lot
TogeBara 12
this is a load of bull. Let me tell you, as someone who actually knows how radar and laser guns work in catching your speed, if that radar detector can sense the radar, you have already been clocked. The cops just don't care enough to stop your ass is the only reason you haven't been caught.
wanted_2_want 40
I feel a little safer knowing that you are out if circulation.
Derpy_Fish 17
Dumbass..
underthesea12 24
enjoy the bus
Nyx7 24
Way to go, you keep on that test, just please don't reproduce
CaptainCore993 19
If you had gotten a speeding ticket on the way to retake the test,then it probably shouldn't be driving for awhile.
fantasyworld 39
YDI.
HereNReady 13
"Quit breaking the law asshole!"
amisenho 11
Cruise control. It's your friend.