Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML
Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML
Today, I got my drivers license suspended until I am 18 for driving without a license. Where was I driving to? My last day of Drivers Ed. The high school where I take Drivers Ed. classes at is across the street from my house. I gave up 3 years of driving to drive 100 feet. FML
Today, I had to go to court to see whether my driver's license is suspended for an entire year. I woke up early, went to court, and everything went perfectly, with all the charges being dropped. Unfortunately, I then woke up, and am now going to be late. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop and got slammed with a ticket for expired tabs on my motorcycle. The DMV was literally across the street. I was heading there to get new tabs. FML
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Koizumiii 23
You certainly wouldn't have passed anyway...
0d987f6t54gu321 4
Try learning to drive how you're supposed to. That might help.
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Comments (101)
Khaleesi_26 30
A heavy foot on the gas pedal doed that. Sucks you got a ticket but YDI.
blueblu97 16
Ydi for speeding, kind of a dumbass move
vikky538 29
you never learn from your mistakes ..don't you...
OhReallyNow2000 6
Oh boy... Another person that will never learn the rules when driving. YDI.
Ichiya 29
Speeding or driving slow makes you dangerous to those drivers who have sense enough to follow traffic laws ( regardless if they agree with them).
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I agree, someone who is driving too slow is dangerous as well. I don't drive slow, I drive the speed limit or a little higher and I've been passed on a double yellow line two times in the past 2 months - due to people who obviously have road rage and are too damn impatient. The speed limit was 45 each time, and I was driving around 50. They got fed up with going a little over the speed limit, apparently, and went around me. Unfortunately there was nothing I could do, because even if I gave the police the makes, models, and license plate numbers, they can't prove who was driving the car. I wish a cop had been watching so they would've gotten tickets, but sadly they got away with it this time.
Ichiya 29
Tickets don't discourage speeders i say we lock it so thier cars can only go the speed limit. Only after the 3rd offense though, and remove it after 6 months. Then if they speed again it becomes permanent.
bahamit 18
I don't know how people can vote your life sucks... Clearly you deserved it... Sure like most people I'm not a saint behind the wheel like most people but I still have enough of a head on my shoulders to limit my speeding... And the fact that you got one while driving to get demerits taken off, you've got no one to blame but yourself... He'll in the two years I've driven my audi I've only gotten one speeding ticket...
ELoni_fml 25
Yeah there's no way all that was not you own fault. YDI
CaptainBlack 18
ydi for not getting a radar detector (jk, speeding tickets are dumb though)
slyde32 12
yeah, I agree, they are, people should speed everywhere, school zone? bugger it, just do 60 mp/h through it
greencurtains74 11
Some people shouldn't drive. Please save us and dont get behind the wheel again.
tobias_jacob 4
Good you're fault bro lol
jayeterror775 18
"good you are fault bro lol." Sorry I'm not a grammar Nazi. That was just so bad I couldn't help myself. It should be "good it's your fault bro lol." Or it could also be "good you're at fault bro lol. " Again sorry I just couldn't help myself haha =).
jayeterror775 18
If it's supposed to be the second sentence then I retract my statement. Mostly because that would mean you just forgot to type a word. Again I'm not a grammar Nazi, or an asshole, or a troll. I just couldn't help myself hahaha.
billiejoe7 10
Wouldn't there be a comma after "good"?