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By the way, it was my first time using a bristled curling iron. I thought if you just rolled it up like a regular one, it would come right out. Looks like that didn't quite work out, judging from my hair cut. I thought I just unrolled it the wrong way so I spent 5 minutes trying to roll it out. Then I yanked the plug and started burning my fingers trying to get the hair out. Yes it smelled. Yes I know it was stupid of me to try it out hot the first time. But hey, we all have senior moments, right?
By maimay234 - / Friday 3 September 2010 21:37 / United States
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  KingDingALing  |  9

OP, youre talking about your pubic hair, right? Shave that shit. THREE INCHES of pubic hair is a freakin jungle. Jesus, Mary mother of God. If a guy tried eating you out, he would get freakin lost in there.

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  A_50cal_goes  |  0

It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. A half hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet. "I don't know why you are bothering. You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet. Two hours passed and the professor told everyone to pass in his/her test. The late student is still furiously scribbling and eventually turns in his paper at the end of class. The professor says, "Sorry, I can't take your paper." The student asks, "Why not" The professor answers, "Because it is late." The student asks angrily, "Do you know who I am?" The professor looks at the student and shakes his head. The student yells, "Do you know who I AM?" The professor responds, "No." So the student grabs the stacks of tests, shoves his tests in the middle of the pile and nonchalantly walks off.

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  Stupified  |  0

Don't forget Zohan! And Steff, how much pubic hair have you seen? lol but I'm pretty sure mine gets to a good 2 1/2 inches long when I grow it out. But I am part werewolf...

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  5t3ff1k4h  |  43

104- That is... utterly disgusting. I am scarred by the thought... Stupified- Part werewolf you say? That would be why. ;) Also, I've seen enough for me to have the opinion that it doesn't grow ridiculously long. I guess I just haven't met the right guys, then. *shudder* Dingaling - I haven't seen Harold and Kumar; never wanted to. I have seen Scary Movie, however I don't remember the scene you guys are referring to. Could it possibly have been fake, since Scary Movie is a spoof movie anyways?

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  KingDingALing  |  9

Well at least im not the only one with a lot of rejected FMLs. I feel better now! :D. Mines were all fake though... : The girl that was talking about harold and kumar, well since long pubic hair scares you, dont watch the movie. lol

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  5t3ff1k4h  |  43

113- Don't get me wrong, I don't mind pubic hair. Either you maintain what you've got, or you shave it off. Whatever. BUT! The thought of it being that long just doesn't seem normal, which is why it weirds me out. Also, I wasn't planning on seeing it. :P

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  FFML_314  |  11

I am incredibly late to this conversation. KingDingAling, I'm FFML or Anna and welcome to the site! Please, don't be an idiot or a fucktard, because you will not be liked and you will in turn receive a good ass chewing. Followed by a bunch of screaming 15 year old boys and girls who will attempt to make me (or whoever) look stupid. No chatting and please, if you find someone attractive, PM them. I hope this was educational! :) If you have any questions, please message me! :)

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  KingDingALing  |  9

ehh. but its not like you see long ass pubic hair all the time...or maybe you do...i really wouldnt know, im just guessing. lol, but as i was saying, i agree with you about the weirded out about long pubic----Why the hell are we still talking about pubic hair? lmao

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  FFML_314  |  11

You're welcome. I should probably tell you, you will most likely hate me, because I'm considered the "bitch" of the website. But hey, I can be your friend if you're not stupid.

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  5t3ff1k4h  |  43

131- Or people with extremely flawed logic with no explanation as to why they think a certain way. 133- I can spell well* Not you like to spell good.

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  FFML_314  |  11

PERFECT! I like you already. Oh, don't step on my toes either. You have a few errors in your sentence, but I'll let it slide. Everybody gets one!

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  5t3ff1k4h  |  43

KingD- It's what I do best. I tend to point out errors that most people should know, along with flawed logic and, well, basically what FFML does. There's a few of us on here... such as OrganisedChaos, lol. Watch, he's going to comment on this just because he was mentioned. By the way, call me Steph. It's probably easier.

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  FFML_314  |  11

LOL, there are quite a few of us here. Ignorance, Pendatik, Myself, Steph, OragnisedChaos (he's harmless though) and Ohthebloodygore. You don't have to be intimidated. If you're on my good side, I'll probably leave you alone. I'm not well liked by a large portion of the site. The people that I converse with on here are the important people, so I take what people say with a grain of salt. Corrections: *OK, *I *I *Thanks, Steph. Work on the sentence structure. It's important!

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  Stupified  |  0

Nahh cuz I was talkin to an ffml the other day and I was like "isn't your name Anna?", and she said "no, it's Ari", so either there's two I'm crazy or u b fukkin wit me!

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  FFML_314  |  11

My name is Arianna. People on this site call me Anna and people in real life call me Ari, (with the exception of Chris) I am the same person! I hope that helps. Andy, yes you always capitalize, "OK."

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  5t3ff1k4h  |  43

Andy, "fitting in" should be used loosely here. We're all here and making friends with you so that we have someone to pick on for spelling and grammar. :D

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  Stupified  |  0

Well then how come you couldn't tell me that then instead of making me look like an idiot. Maybe you really are the fml bitch! Jk anyways I'm not in a good mood today idk why. And mfml I don't think so I'm still pretty immature,

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  5t3ff1k4h  |  43

Freeze- A heart attack is a reasonable reaction to rape. Andy- Yeah, I try. :) All in good fun, brah. On the plus side, I'm either blind, or your sentence was correctly written. :P

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Hey KingDing. I'm Jane, or TIJD. Recently I somehow unwittingly got a rep for being the "nice one." O_o Just a heads up: sometimes the moderators don't take it so well if you grump about anti-flood too often. Every now and then seems to be OK, but people have gotten moderated (ie, comments have gotten deleted) for complaining a lot. Enjoy the site!

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Schitzo: Andy, meet Schitzo/Eli. Eli, meet KingDing/Andy. There ya go. ;) Andy: I hang out with the grammar Nazi crowd, and I'm somewhat strict with my own grammar and spelling. I usually only correct others to make a joke, or if they're obviously over-the-stop stupid, lazy, or arrogant. I particularly enjoy correcting people who "correct" other people incorrectly. (There's something Anna and I have in common!) I also like to tease my grammar Nazi buddies now and then by pointing out typos. They get so abashed. Also, if you just wait a bit, anti-flood will let you repost without adding anything. Anna: Hm, sweet and sour? We must be tangy together. :) Actually, I think we have a lot in common, aside from the peacekeeping thing. Frankly I don't know why I'm known as nice; I've never considered myself to be particularly so. Diplomatic? Yes. Nice? Not so much. Maybe my condescension just doesn't translate online. Steff: My real name means peacemaker. :]

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  FFML_314  |  11

Agreed, TIJD. I used to be somewhat nicer on this site, but after awhile that changed. In all honesty, I'm not a mean person. I just love to get people riled up over the internet. Getting a rise out of people is entertaining, especially when you're bored at work. LOL, I guess the word I would used to describe you is, polite. Eli, it's OK. You'll grow just fine. It took awhile for my name to be recognized on this site. I was actually surprised when people did start recognizing me. I didn't realize how "known" I was on this site until recently. Keep up the good work, champ!

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  Schizomaniac  |  24

Anna, I think you are confused. I was offended because you didn't mention me as your friend, not because you didn't mention me as a 'popular' person on the site. I appreciate the your words of wisdom, though. I'll work on that.

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  FFML_314  |  11

Wait, did I mention friends? You're right, I am confused. LOL, I'm sorry. If I was referring to people I like on this site, I would have included you. I was just referring to Grammar Nazis though.

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  FFML_314  |  11

One more thing. Andy, I failed to mention a very important person in my list. Although he tried to nuke me, Boopityboppity is one of my favorite Grammar Nazis on this site. :]

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  A_50cal_goes  |  0

It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. A half hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet. "I don't know why you are bothering. You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet. Two hours passed and the professor told everyone to pass in his/her test. The late student is still furiously scribbling and eventually turns in his paper at the end of class. The professor says, "Sorry, I can't take your paper." The student asks, "Why not" The professor answers, "Because it is late." The student asks angrily, "Do you know who I am?" The professor looks at the student and shakes his head. The student yells, "Do you know who I AM?" The professor responds, "No." So the student grabs the stacks of tests, shoves his tests in the middle of the pile and nonchalantly walks off.

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