By drewig - United States
Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
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  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

OP thought he was being pulled over for bad driving but he was actually pulled over for having a broken tail light.

YDI. If you weren't drunk, you wouldn't be volunteering damaging information. Hope you got arrested.

  knibbsy  |  4

Huge YDI for trying to think you could score with her by being honest. Yeah, women like honesty, but they usually are more concerned if a guy is retarded before anything else. That's what you get for trying to bite your ear while driving.

  maxdashz  |  0

"Do you know why you were pulled over?"
"Well, are you going to say it?"
"Do you want me to?"
"Not really, that's not normal"
"I don't care"
"No, it's best if you don't"
"No, I'm telling"
"Please don't"
"I will, I don't care"
"No, I want to say it"
And then at the same time-
(You-I've-have-been-a broken-dwiving-taillight-dwunk)

And a song-Naaah.

By  Tenjin  |  0

Maybe she didn't notice his crappy driving and pulled him over for the light. He told her about the alcohol problem. I'm guessing he was charged with a DWI.

  skater847  |  0

61 shut up because there are a lot of female cops who can do the job just as well. Andrea penoyer from police women of broward could probably tackle you easily. I hope you have a run in with one soon so you can see that women can do the job just as well as men can.