FML : Today, I was driving home on the highway with my wife and her parents. As I overtook another car, a rock got kicked up into our windshield. My wife screamed...

Today, I was driving home on the highway with my wife and her parents. As I overtook another car, a rock got kicked up into our windshield. My wife screamed about the crack it created, while my mother-in-law goaded her on and mocked my "piss-poor driving." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By future MIL slasher - / Sunday 23 September 2012 21:05 / United States - Rindge

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By Minna_fml | 14

#4965120 - Monday 24 September 2012 2:31

Check OPs name.

By hopsinlove17 | 26

#4965624 - Monday 24 September 2012 4:29

I read it as MILF O.O

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By TuLegit | 4

#4965112 - Monday 24 September 2012 2:30

Sorry op, that sucks!

dinorider_fml | 4

#4965199 - Monday 24 September 2012 2:40

I'm guessing that's why OP put it on this site

therealafroninga | 10

#4965470 - Monday 24 September 2012 3:44

You sir, are not too legit to quit.

PinkieKeen | 20

#4965541 - Monday 24 September 2012 4:08

No Dino, I don't think it's that.

patrickalamo | 47

#4965750 - Monday 24 September 2012 5:01

1. Just like your comment.

CheeseTron | 15

#4965754 - Monday 24 September 2012 5:01

You've got a pis-poor family.

KSG472 | 3

#4966993 - Monday 24 September 2012 15:39

Yeah but he also said hes sorry.

simonsaysYDI | 8

#4968132 - Monday 24 September 2012 23:07

55 - Aaah anyone would freak out at that happening, more out of shock than real anger.
And mother-in-laws are just bitches (sometimes

By Minna_fml | 14

#4965120 - Monday 24 September 2012 2:31

Check OPs name.

zojieeu | 6

#4965293 - Monday 24 September 2012 2:55

I totally read it as future milk sister :D

hopsinlove17 | 26

#4965624 - Monday 24 September 2012 4:29

I read it as MILF O.O

TrollRoaster | 0

#4965890 - Monday 24 September 2012 5:44

Dont thumb me down

ElricMustang | 23

#4965955 - Monday 24 September 2012 6:11

I also thought it was milf lol

thiscrazything | 1

#4966057 - Monday 24 September 2012 6:54

I read it as his MIL better straighten up, or she will end up with concrete shoes.

By anon80214 | 15

#4965123 - Monday 24 September 2012 2:31

Gotta love those in-laws. FYL

dinorider_fml | 4

#4965286 - Monday 24 September 2012 2:54

Talk about the highway to hell

By alstbv12 | 13

#4965129 - Monday 24 September 2012 2:31

Safelite is on your side

gc327072 | 29

#4965221 - Monday 24 September 2012 2:44

Safelite repair, Safelite replace

Drigr | 8

#4965456 - Monday 24 September 2012 3:40

Uh... Isn't it "Nationwide is on your side"?

By Pelvispresley | 8

#4965134 - Monday 24 September 2012 2:32

In laws (insert history channel meme here)

gc327072 | 29

#4967922 - Monday 24 September 2012 21:49

Wait... you mean the ancient aliens guy meme?

By UberNova | 18

#4965137 - Monday 24 September 2012 2:32

You know the truth, that is what counts.

By emmagillespie24 | 11

#4965141 - Monday 24 September 2012 2:32

I moderated this! :)

By LilBobby | 0

#4965145 - Monday 24 September 2012 2:32

Sorry OP. That only cracked the surface of your in-laws..

By sarah6786 | 14

#4965147 - Monday 24 September 2012 2:33

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

MURIKKA | 11

#4965499 - Monday 24 September 2012 3:55

Not really....

SenselessPattern | 12

#4965564 - Monday 24 September 2012 4:16

Maybe you're thinking of poor-piss, which is what your doctor calls your urine sample when it turns out to be black.

MURIKKA | 11

#4965645 - Monday 24 September 2012 4:32

42- I don't know if I should laugh at that, or just slap you in the spleen. Decisions decisions.

SenselessPattern | 12

#4965973 - Monday 24 September 2012 6:17

When in doubt, slap the spleen.

By SaturnV | 25

#4965165 - Monday 24 September 2012 2:34

Well now you know where your wife got her bitchiness from. Sorry OP, berating a significant other so harshly in front of others like that is completely uncalled for and uncivilized.

thiscrazything | 1

#4966072 - Monday 24 September 2012 7:00

Yep, unless OP stops it now, I see years of misery in his future.

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