Miscellaneous: Today, I was driving home on the highway with my wife and her...

By future MIL slasher - 23/09/2012 21:05 - United States - Rindge

Today, I was driving home on the highway with my wife and her parents. As I overtook another car, a rock got kicked up into our windshield. My wife screamed about the crack it created, while my mother-in-law goaded her on and mocked my "piss-poor driving." FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 020

You deserved it 2 178

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By Deadmeat - 12/09/2017 04:29

Today, I was really excited that I'd made it the two weeks I'd borrowed my mother-in-law's new car without putting a scratch on it. I got off work to discover a customer's child throwing rocks in the parking lot. They cracked the windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 047

You deserved it 271

By Anonymous - 08/09/2016 03:01 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I just got my windshield fixed due to a rock hitting it off the highway. Just one hour later on my way home, a large stick flew off the back of a landscaping truck. My windshield is cracked again. FML.

I agree, your life sucks 15 020

You deserved it 950

By Wellthisishawkward - 14/08/2015 22:40 - United States

Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 742

You deserved it 2 902

Road rage gone feral

By 16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 340

You deserved it 4 850

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 943

You deserved it 56 311

Act of god

By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 00:00

Today, I purchased a new car. On the drive home, gusts of wind blew up debris and pebbles and caused little chips in the paint and small chips on the windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 734

You deserved it 95

By John - 22/08/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 370

You deserved it 57 963

By superdriver - 07/02/2011 17:46 - Mexico

Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddently interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 194

You deserved it 50 719

By Anonymous - 11/04/2014 20:07 - Switzerland

Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. Out of nowhere, a huge, apparently suicidal bird dove into the windshield, putting a crack in it. My father yelled at me as if it was my fault, and is demanding I pay for the repairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 138

You deserved it 3 849

By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 071

You deserved it 4 177

Minna_fml 14

Monday 24 September 2012 2:31

Check OPs name.

hopsinlove17 26

Monday 24 September 2012 4:29

I read it as MILF O.O

Comments

TuLegit 4

Monday 24 September 2012 2:30

Sorry op, that sucks!

dinorider_fml 4

Monday 24 September 2012 2:40

I'm guessing that's why OP put it on this site

therealafroninga 10

Monday 24 September 2012 3:44

You sir, are not too legit to quit.

PinkieKeen 20

Monday 24 September 2012 4:08

No Dino, I don't think it's that.

patrickalamo 47

Monday 24 September 2012 5:01

1. Just like your comment.

CheeseTron 15

Monday 24 September 2012 5:01

You've got a pis-poor family.

KSG472 3

Monday 24 September 2012 15:39

Yeah but he also said hes sorry.

simonsaysYDI 8

Monday 24 September 2012 23:07

55 - Aaah anyone would freak out at that happening, more out of shock than real anger. And mother-in-laws are just bitches (sometimes

Minna_fml 14

Monday 24 September 2012 2:31

Check OPs name.

zojieeu 6

Monday 24 September 2012 2:55

I totally read it as future milk sister :D

hopsinlove17 26

Monday 24 September 2012 4:29

I read it as MILF O.O

TrollRoaster 0

Monday 24 September 2012 5:44

Dont thumb me down

ElricMustang 23

Monday 24 September 2012 6:11

I also thought it was milf lol

thiscrazything 1

Monday 24 September 2012 6:54

I read it as his MIL better straighten up, or she will end up with concrete shoes.

anon80214 15

Monday 24 September 2012 2:31

Gotta love those in-laws. FYL

dinorider_fml 4

Monday 24 September 2012 2:54

Talk about the highway to hell

alstbv12 13

Monday 24 September 2012 2:31

Safelite is on your side

gc327072 30

Monday 24 September 2012 2:44

Safelite repair, Safelite replace

Drigr 9

Monday 24 September 2012 3:40

Uh... Isn't it "Nationwide is on your side"?

Pelvispresley 8

Monday 24 September 2012 2:32

In laws (insert history channel meme here)

gc327072 30

Monday 24 September 2012 21:49

Wait... you mean the ancient aliens guy meme?

UberNova 18

Monday 24 September 2012 2:32

You know the truth, that is what counts.

emmagillespie24 11

Monday 24 September 2012 2:32

I moderated this! :)

LilBobby 0

Monday 24 September 2012 2:32

Sorry OP. That only cracked the surface of your in-laws..

sarah6786 14

Monday 24 September 2012 2:33

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

MURIKKA 11

Monday 24 September 2012 3:55

Not really....

SenselessPattern 12

Monday 24 September 2012 4:16

Maybe you're thinking of poor-piss, which is what your doctor calls your urine sample when it turns out to be black.

MURIKKA 11

Monday 24 September 2012 4:32

42- I don't know if I should laugh at that, or just slap you in the spleen. Decisions decisions.

SenselessPattern 12

Monday 24 September 2012 6:17

When in doubt, slap the spleen.

SaturnV 25

Monday 24 September 2012 2:34

Well now you know where your wife got her bitchiness from. Sorry OP, berating a significant other so harshly in front of others like that is completely uncalled for and uncivilized.