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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. He got on the bed on all fours and crawled towards me, saying "My precious... my precious" in Gollum's voice. FML

By single - / Wednesday 10 November 2010 02:10 / United States
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  calililly93  |  0

lmao my boyfriend did something similar except that he stood in my bathroom doorway and said "my precious" and then ran and jumped onto my bed doing that Tarzan thing. I couldn't stop laughing for the longest time.

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  _Vamp_  |  3

91, I not only smiled, but I was in the middle of class and busted out laughing uncontrollably. I imagined that spider crawl towards her while doing that voice, OMG that's funny.

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  KatherineAnne  |  7

My boyfriend calls me his "sexy khajiit" (elder scrolls reference for u dumb boring ppl out there) and I think it's the cutest thing ever. Specially when he pins me down and growls at me. :)

By  reider69  |  0

he should stay a virgin !!

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  TibbysMusic  |  1

159, win :D And he's not a nerd for being funny. Like, who hasn't seen Lord of the Rings? Even though it wasn't that great:/ And yeah big shocker people like nerds. How horrid.

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