Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
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simplyn2deep 2
nice compliments from the guys. sucks you have a jerk for a boyfriend. I would have replied back that they were the hottest guys I'd seen in a long time.
necrobese 0
Ouch!
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Essentials 0
time to find a new boyfriend.
rustyrox 0
what a meanie
ithedarkknight 0
I'm sure your pretty. LOL I have a feeling he is playing the i don't care thing because girls like that. Girls don't like when your like all over them about how good they look because they find you boring. So good one for your boyfriend for knowing how to keep that little ego of yours in check lol... Woot one for the fellas
NiNA_BOBiNA 0
yeaa what that one guy said..what up with the sensitive girls im pretty sure he was juss jokin you should of said that those guys were the hottest guys youve seen all day or somethin i duno haha
kyasariin 0
dude, he's just being a guy making sure nobody steals his girl. Grow up.
girlygirl666 0
Yeah, agree, he was probably trying to keep your ego from getting too big. My husband got tired of the guys he works with always telling him how lucky he is to have a "hot" wife. So he would just say, " yeah, well you haven't seen her in the morning", and stuff like that. NBD
lmmmr 0
Right, because it totally sucks when your significant other feels good about themselves.
pickwick716 0
HAHAHAHA Stop being fat is my advice.
nimhot 0
haha ouch.
Ridyn 0
Waste of space. go cry so ewgere else!!
maddybaddy 0
I don't get it..
diet_otaku 0
he's saying she's not that pretty. if it's still early and she's the prettiest girl they've seen all day, they must not have seen many girls yet so she didn't have much competition, and they had plenty of time to find prettier girls.