Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
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simplyn2deep 2
nice compliments from the guys. sucks you have a jerk for a boyfriend. I would have replied back that they were the hottest guys I'd seen in a long time.
necrobese 0
Ouch!
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Comments (107)
lazyshmuk69 0
all he was saying was there would be plenty more girls going by later that day, in attempt to get them to leave you alone. he wasn't trying to say your ugly
dmcgurten 0
This sounds like something my boyfriend would say to me too. He's very jealous, so if someone hits on me or if I tell him that I noticed a guy checking me out, he'll get defensive and say something either insulting to me or will get worried that I'm going to get interested in said guy. It's sort of annoying, but I just assure him that I love him and that he's the only one for me. :)
dmcgurten 0
#61 - Maybe he probably DOES tell her she's hot or something all of the time. But hearing someone else say it to your girlfriend isn't always fun. I didn't think it would bug me either, but one time my boyfriend came home to tell me that two girls gave him his number, and I wasn't very happy about it. I wasn't mad at HIM but I was just annoyed because, well... he's mine! Haha. (:
oliviax3 0
what the hell is so bad about this? he was probably just joking....
MLS75 0
Her boyfriend is funny!!!
allard 14
haha. owned
skater4life5253 0
lmao gee i bet hes smooth
slick628 0
he's right
TheParawhore 0
FUNNY BUT SAD XD NAH JUST MOSTLY FUNNY
fricknugget 3
smart guy