Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
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Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
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simplyn2deep 2
nice compliments from the guys. sucks you have a jerk for a boyfriend. I would have replied back that they were the hottest guys I'd seen in a long time.
necrobese 0
Ouch!
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Comments (107)
lowcapacityx 0
Aw! Tell your bf to go suck some d11ck.
diet_otaku 0
alright, let's be realistic, people. if the boyfriend was simply "guarding his territory" and trying to get the guys to back off, he could have easily replied to that comment without destroying his girlfriend's self-esteem, such as "yeah, and she's all mine!" or simply "she's taken." sure it's nice being told you're beautiful, but it's not very nice when your BOYFRIEND starts arguing that you're not. boyfriend's opinion > opinion of random strangers.
justanotherhuman 21
Agreed. The boyfriend could have handled that a *lot* classier. Plenty of ways to run with the compliment from those gentlemen and not be a defensive prick in ah, 'marking his territory' at *her* expense. I've even heard urinating on her is an effectively man-ish way of marking territory these days worst comes to worst; although this may only pertain to both parties being in bodies of (running)water. I would be inclined to think *anything* would be better. No need to redirect power from her self-esteem to the shields.
honesty9 0
it sounds like he was joking... get over it
Rydizzle 0
hahahah thats ****** up
bunnygirl 2
your bf has a good sense of humour. not fml at all! mine would have been incredibly jealous
omgitsLindsay 0
I think that was his way of "protecting" you. Not a very good way, but boys do stupid things sometimes.
jatori_loves 0
totally agree! guys & girls do some pretty stupid things for attention :/
rubenrox 1
LMAO He meant it's still too early to use that line =D
jaay23 0
Woooow , this is FYL ? Why ? I think he ment that it was still early into the day. As in this was said sometime early afternoon, which is early. Maybe the people that yelled it were drunk ? xD
jc21_fml 1
haha thats good
NotRacist 0
You have a boyfriend with a sense of humour!!! Dump his sorry ass!!!!