Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
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simplyn2deep 2
nice compliments from the guys. sucks you have a jerk for a boyfriend. I would have replied back that they were the hottest guys I'd seen in a long time.
necrobese 0
Ouch!
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Comments (107)
Cookiimonstr 12
he was only being protective.
coolp3son 0
your boyfriend should have yelled thank you I try to be
Mallan 0
I would have beaten him up...totally...
locagurl 0
your boyfriends a stupid jerk off
lea3829 7
u should dump him
megan1245613 0
Slap him
xxEternalRain 13
What an ass. Dump him
TallMist 32
Yes, dump him for making a joke!!! Playful jokes and dabs at each other are SATANISM!!!!!! Or maybe he's just one of those playful boyfriends that makes jokes and there's nothing wrong with that.
Ugi 27
Hell, he was joking! Why does everyone take everything so seriously? He saw an open goal & he took it. Lighten up!
sora4239 5
What if the bf was trying to divert the random guys so they don't keep flirting with his girl?
teacupofsunshine 29
I'm assuming it was a joke ..let's hope ...knowing my bf and his personality and sence of humor him saying that I woulda laughed bc it's pretty funny as a joke.you should be able to laugh things off and not make everything a huge drama fest.