Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
simplyn2deep 2
nice compliments from the guys. sucks you have a jerk for a boyfriend. I would have replied back that they were the hottest guys I'd seen in a long time.
necrobese 0
Ouch!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (107)
JarJarBinks_fml 0
Heaven forbid your bf has a sense of humour
molitov 0
dump him
Squirrellord911 0
sigh another bitchy gf fml
lost_soul_fml 0
some of the OPs about their bfs on this site have some douchebag bfs...
volleyballgirl16 0
your boyfriend is a douche dump that piece if shit
Dantheman26 0
Proof that girls don't know what they want. Girls say they want a guy with a good sense of humor, problem is they wouldn't recognize it if it slapped them in the face.
lmmmr 0
OR they want a boyfriend with a good sense of humor with the respect not to make them the brunt of the jokes. Insult is not required for humor.
voveraite 7
Respect for you sir/madam! It seems that so many people want to make tasteless comments pass for humor...
Subtext 10
You can read insults into everything if you want. In that situation I might have said exactly the same thing without even thinking of it to be possibly insulting. Then again, most people seem to think I have a kinda sick sense of humour so maybe my opinion doesn't count...
jivealive_5 0
Without knowing what ur boyfriend is like it's hard to comment but isn't it possible he was joking? Possibly the OP needs to lighten up a little!
panda87 0
Ok this is to all you girls, if you have an FML about your boyfriend and its not like an accident THATS YOUR ******* FAULT!!!! your the idiot who decided to date the douche bag and ignore guys who actually know how to treat girls
WhatsUrNumber 0
Whoa dude calm down! You don't have to take things so seriously!
hayjay2000 8
Oh my god, there is a very serious question you need to ask yourself here... Do you have a fedora? Make ABSOLUTE sure you don't. If you do, burn it. Then stop being a twit.
RideOorDiee 0
Ahahahahahaha oh shiit!!! Thats amazingg!!ahahahahaha just damnn ahahahahahahahaha whats your boos number he has gotta teatch me his comeback ways!! Ahahahaha
BLNovelist 0
I love how you have the people that call the boyfriend a douche, and then the ones saying he has a sense of humor, whenever there is an FML of the BF making a comment such as that. As it is...FYL. I don't know if he is normally a jerk (in which case you would deserve it, but....), but that was an asshole thing for him to say either way. Talk to him about it if it bothers you, and either dump him or make up.