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By MyLegsHurt - 28/10/2015 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I felt flexible in my yoga class. I put my legs in the butterfly position and tried to press them down. Both my hips popped very painfully and I screamed in the middle of a quiet room. FML

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By flexibleflatulance - 05/09/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

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By Dawn - 12/08/2021 08:01

Today, I went to a yoga class, thinking it would be good for my stiff calf from running. I pulled my back out doing the downward dog. Now can't get out of bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2023 02:00

Today, I started yoga to help with my stress and overall health. I also got a "hit by a truck" migraine in the middle of my second downward dog pose, and spent the last 20 minutes of the 30 minute lesson curled up in fetal position on my new yoga mat. FML

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By belle_arina - 08/10/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - Switzerland

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML

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By mooned - 03/02/2018 01:30

Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2024 09:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I tried a new workout at my local gym. I thought I'd attempt some yoga poses I'd seen online. Mid-pose, I lost my balance and knocked over a row of weights, causing a loud crash and drawing everyone's attention. FML

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By panickygrl - 06/11/2011 17:43 - United States

Today, I had a panic attack. Not on a crowded train, or an airplane, or in school, or any of the expected places. It was in my yoga class, which my therapist recommended for me, while I was in a dead-body position. FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 04:37 - Canada - Kinburn

Today, I was doing a demonstration in front of my taekwondo class because I'm flexible. Really flexible. I kneed myself in the face and broke my nose. FML

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khorstmye 15

Thursday 29 October 2015 12:21

Your hips don't lie

Welshite 39

Thursday 29 October 2015 12:17

Yoga is all about yielding. It's goes against the very principle of yoga to force your body into a position it's not ready for.

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jx88 14

Thursday 29 October 2015 12:17

Hope you are all right OP! That sounds painful.

Welshite 39

Thursday 29 October 2015 12:17

Yoga is all about yielding. It's goes against the very principle of yoga to force your body into a position it's not ready for.

walker9879 25

Thursday 29 October 2015 21:31

I thought you said yelling and I laughed much more then when I realized it said yielding.

arano 29

Thursday 29 October 2015 12:18

All I can say to this one is FYL.

XxDanno316xX 27

Thursday 29 October 2015 12:58

You could just push the button mate.

arano 29

Friday 30 October 2015 3:53

You could've just agreed instead of being a douche.

xxlittlemsanime 24

Thursday 29 October 2015 12:18

Shit! I can feel the pain. Don't push yourself until something hurts.

Geek_Freak 13

Thursday 29 October 2015 12:18

Are you ok? It sounds very painful. I hope you feel better. ☺️

khorstmye 15

Thursday 29 October 2015 12:21

Your hips don't lie

vikky538 28

Thursday 29 October 2015 13:50

It only cry

Nickiminajislyfe 20

Friday 30 October 2015 13:36

That's just evil

Queensland 27

Thursday 29 October 2015 12:24

Yoga to be kidding me.

RainbowLibster 17

Thursday 29 October 2015 12:24

I'm sure that nobody blamed you for screaming OP. Hope you feel better soon :(

Livin_Like_Larry 29

Thursday 29 October 2015 12:30

Just to sure, I would check with a doctor. Better safe than sorry.

2C0OL4SCH0OL 17

Thursday 29 October 2015 12:31

Yoga is for revealing stress you shouldn't force yourself to do something painful and you should try to have fun OP

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