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By MyLegsHurt - 28/10/2015 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I felt flexible in my yoga class. I put my legs in the butterfly position and tried to press them down. Both my hips popped very painfully and I screamed in the middle of a quiet room. FML

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By mooned - 03/02/2018 01:30

Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML

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By LondonKitsch - 26/06/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - Switzerland

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML

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By Dawn - 12/08/2021 08:01

Today, I went to a yoga class, thinking it would be good for my stiff calf from running. I pulled my back out doing the downward dog. Now can't get out of bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2023 02:00

Today, I started yoga to help with my stress and overall health. I also got a "hit by a truck" migraine in the middle of my second downward dog pose, and spent the last 20 minutes of the 30 minute lesson curled up in fetal position on my new yoga mat. FML

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By panickygrl - 06/11/2011 17:43 - United States

Today, I had a panic attack. Not on a crowded train, or an airplane, or in school, or any of the expected places. It was in my yoga class, which my therapist recommended for me, while I was in a dead-body position. FML

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By flexibleflatulance - 05/09/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

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By belle_arina - 08/10/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML

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By dumb dancer - 05/12/2014 01:54 - United States - Saginaw

Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML

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By raspberrysachere - 03/06/2019 16:00

Today, I was in yoga class. We were in downward-facing dog pose, and the male instructor stood behind me and gave me an assist/adjustment by pulling upward on my hips. As I left the class, I realized that was the most intimate touch I've ever received from a man. I'm a 25-year-old straight woman. FML

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khorstmye 15

Thursday 29 October 2015 12:21

Your hips don't lie

Welshite 39

Thursday 29 October 2015 12:17

Yoga is all about yielding. It's goes against the very principle of yoga to force your body into a position it's not ready for.

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jx88 14

Thursday 29 October 2015 12:17

Hope you are all right OP! That sounds painful.

Welshite 39

Thursday 29 October 2015 12:17

Yoga is all about yielding. It's goes against the very principle of yoga to force your body into a position it's not ready for.

walker9879 25

Thursday 29 October 2015 21:31

I thought you said yelling and I laughed much more then when I realized it said yielding.

arano 29

Thursday 29 October 2015 12:18

All I can say to this one is FYL.

XxDanno316xX 27

Thursday 29 October 2015 12:58

You could just push the button mate.

arano 29

Friday 30 October 2015 3:53

You could've just agreed instead of being a douche.

xxlittlemsanime 24

Thursday 29 October 2015 12:18

Shit! I can feel the pain. Don't push yourself until something hurts.

Geek_Freak 13

Thursday 29 October 2015 12:18

Are you ok? It sounds very painful. I hope you feel better. ☺️

khorstmye 15

Thursday 29 October 2015 12:21

Your hips don't lie

vikky538 28

Thursday 29 October 2015 13:50

It only cry

Nickiminajislyfe 20

Friday 30 October 2015 13:36

That's just evil

Queensland 27

Thursday 29 October 2015 12:24

Yoga to be kidding me.

RainbowLibster 17

Thursday 29 October 2015 12:24

I'm sure that nobody blamed you for screaming OP. Hope you feel better soon :(

Livin_Like_Larry 29

Thursday 29 October 2015 12:30

Just to sure, I would check with a doctor. Better safe than sorry.

2C0OL4SCH0OL 17

Thursday 29 October 2015 12:31

Yoga is for revealing stress you shouldn't force yourself to do something painful and you should try to have fun OP

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