Today, I was doing homework and I had my leg bent in a funny position. When I stood up, my hip dislocated. It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced. When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated my hip doing calculus. FML
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Today, I have such poor joints that I dislocated my hip trying to twist to wipe my own ass. FML
Today, as I was trying to get out of bed, my foot began sliding across the floor. I instinctively tried to balance myself, only for the new angle to cause my right hip to painfully and loudly dislocate, making me fall face-forward into my dresser. Back stuck in bed after three days of freedom. FML
Today, I did a series of stretches recommended to me by my physical therapist to help with my hip pain. I must've done them wrong despite following the instructions exactly because when I went shopping and my basket upended itself and spilled on the floor, I was in so much agony I couldn't squat to get it. FML
Today, I actually slipped on a banana peel, cartoon-style, breaking my kneecap and dislocating my hip. I will never hear the end of this. FML
Today, I dislocated my shoulder doing a really big stretch when I woke up. After the doctor relocated it, my dad told me I still had to do my chores. No excuses. FML
Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML
Today, I felt flexible in my yoga class. I put my legs in the butterfly position and tried to press them down. Both my hips popped very painfully and I screamed in the middle of a quiet room. FML
Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
Today, I was explaining a complex work issue to my team. I moved my chair back so I could see them all. The leg of my chair went into a hole in the floor, causing it to fall over and me with it. I tried to finish explaining but everyone was laughing so hard they couldn't hear. Then they realized I couldn't get up. FML
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Leenah_93 11
Did you get an "X-ray"?
magickitten 26
I'd rather injure myself than do calculus too....
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vikky538 29
the walking calculations went wrong ....
elvisrocks12 7
You could just lie about what happened
mad21 9
I think that you both deserved it for letting him PLAY with a nail gun and your life sucks....sorry dude
mad21 9
Tht was the wrong post *facepalms*
Culpie229 9
Whoever said doing homework won't hurt you lied.
chrisann1023 21
Just tell people you were in a long battle involving secret codes (the math problems) and you just barely escaped. Anyways, hope you feel better!
IWishIWasObama 12
hey, you can solve the area underneath the arc of the movement your hip made!
jen1097 25
It's ok I dislocated my knee standing, life is fab
buckdharma 38
Buy my new book,"Calisthenics For Calculus," and I'll throw in a hip protector that matches your pocket protector.
Matttis 7
How do you dislocate your hip from standing up?! What kind of twisted position did you sit in? O_o