Today, I was checking out my boyfriend's facebook profile. I saw that he had just taken the "How long will it take for your girldriend to realize you're cheating on her?" Quiz. FML
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GlobalB 0
Hmm, he should have taken the "How long will it realize until my girlfriend's paranoid enough to assume I'm cheating on her over a facebook quiz that could easily mean nothing" quiz?
Everlasting_fml 0
I shouldn't have laughed, but I did.
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Comments (166)
intotheblue 0
Apparently not long. I think that quiz was made for people who subconsciously -want- their girlfriends to find out.
onigiriqueen 0
Ditto.
nmirles 0
Look at the answer to the quiz and that's how long he's been cheating on you.
my_mom_loves_me 0
this girl is dumb
marehhh 0
Haha. You fail if you take that seriously seeing as how they have the same quiz for a ton of different scenarios.
GlobalB 0
Seriously people, the quiz can very easily mean nothing. Just because I take one of these stupid "which disney character are you" doesn't actually mean I'm actually Bambi, and telling her to freak out about it without knowing more is plain wrong. If she has had a legitimate concern for a while and this ties into what she had been already fearing, then she has plenty reason to try to talk to him about it, but basing that he's cheating on you over just this is simply stupid.
xevioso 0
i always take quizzes like these for fun, you shouldn't jump to conclusions so quickly.
darkmis1 17
he prbly just took that quiz cuz he wuz bored..........either that or hes a total dumbass that dznt realise the quiz results get published on his profile.....of course that mite have been his idea, so youd break up with him and he could be with "the other woman"
SimpleSimon 0
Grow the **** up... If you're that insecure about your relationship, you are in no way mature enough to be having one. Facebook told me I would become famous for punching to death a pack of wolves. I've not devoted much time to pursuing that goal so far...
cha40_fml 0
yea facebook told me i'd be pregnant in 2011, im not planning on being a teen mom, just like your prob not planning on fighting with wolves... OP - its facebook.... chill out, your boyfriend would have to be an idiot to take such a quiz if he was actually cheating on you... unless he wanted you to find out... in any case.. just talk to him about it...
gangsterbert 0
That doesn't mean that he's actually cheating on you. Just talk to him about it. Jeez
texasgirl132 0
he probly just took it for fun... and if he knew you could look at his profile he wouldn't have left it there for you to see if he was.