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By iprobablyhaveherpes - 20/10/2010 04:47 - Australia

Today, I was casually looking through my girlfriend's phone while she got ready, though she made me promise not to. To my confusion, I discovered that she had me listed as 'Saturday' in her contacts. There was also a Thursday, Friday and Sunday listed. I only ever see her on Saturdays. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML

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By therapygal - 17/11/2018 15:30

Today, my girlfriend got very mad at me after finding several appointments with "Amanda" in my calendar. Amanda is my psychiatrist. FML

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By Soontobeex - 15/09/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 12:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 16:54 - Canada - Delta

Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called "Side Babe" was just barely in the screenshot too. FML

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By DCarreon - 04/10/2012 07:13 - United States - Ceres

Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML

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By Anonwymous - 18/10/2009 10:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 08:47 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her another girl's name. FML

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Overbearing girlfriend

By Jake - 16/09/2013 19:08 - United States - Albany

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

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Loner

By LonelyBoy - 16/03/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML

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DEXter501 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 12:51

This is where you simply switch up all those numbers and have her basically reveal it to everyone herself.

KVKdragon 26

Wednesday 20 October 2010 12:39

ouch. maybe you should dump her. looks pretty clear that she has other weekly hookups besides you. if you do though, don't mention the phone. otherwise, you'll be at fault and seem like the insensitive one to others.

Comments

DjeePee 24

Wednesday 20 October 2010 12:52

I love your username. But, yes, **** your life for having a cheating girlfriend. But you must admit that she was original.

TinyDude 10

Wednesday 20 October 2010 12:52

Lols ever heard the saying 'The truth hurts'??

Slim_Shadyy_fml 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 12:53

fyl for ur gf for being a player :)

Terpaxsten 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 14:36

*your *girlfriend

Gloritank 8

Wednesday 20 October 2010 18:30

**** your life* If you want to get that technical.

Slim_Shadyy_fml 0

Friday 22 October 2010 0:12

Stop being a grammar nazi, terpaxten

harviss12 8

Wednesday 20 October 2010 12:59

suck a <3 oh wait that's what she's doing!!!!!! hhahhahahhhHah OWNED

cruzer555 1

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:37

suck a heart??? <3 is heart, 8=====> is ****...

KansasCity 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 13:08

your gf is a ****. get an STD test after you dump her. then tell her she has herpes and Friday and Thursday probably do too.

xStiina 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 13:09

Saturdays are always fun ;)

ladybuuggy 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 13:09

at least Saturday is the prime dating night! haha use her strategy finding another girl. it's freaking genius..

Xavi89 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 13:11

haha

substitutes 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 13:14

Tell her you have to meet "Britney" the next day

hahaalolz 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 14:02

omg he's meeting me? :D

ImaginaryFoe 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 13:18

This is an easy one, OP. If you're not okay with it, move on. If you confront her she's only going to dump you for snooping. Switch the names around and leave.