By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 16:17 - United States
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that's some f'ed up s
to kill a mocking humming bird...
good job not closing the door. u could invite a friend over n pull a Chris farley/David spade. black sheep anyone?
you left the door open. ydi
how do you expect him to shut the door while carrying a bird? It'd be kinda difficult and what if he had no keys? FYL op
Don't hummingbirds have short lifespans? I think it would be a lot less effort if you just let it die, and maybe become friends with it and exchange pleasantries while it was still alive. Maybe play a few board games, eat ice cream together, ride a two-person bike. Then, once he's riding the bike, ditch him, go back to your house and lock all of the doors and windows. This is me rambling.
thedevil96
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you forgot to mention change the locks
lol...thats funny, but I would have been scared!
You should have closed the door before you let him free!
ohrlynow
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Two and a half hours? You were definitely set on getting that bird out of your house. After thirty minutes I would've gotten fed up and opened all the doors and windows to let it find its own way out.
WearingHats
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Or let 3 more in.
ArianS2
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Why hate on the bird? It just wants a warm place and family. You hater:<
Fortuitous
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Oh my, KaySL, you are one funny duckling, you know that? Me gustan sus comentarios.
Kay, ease up on Arian. She's only 16. Plus, she's the master race.
Kay, I just got off the line with Warner Brothers' lawyers, and they would like $1,000,000 for the uncredited Pepé Le Pew reference. You can make the check out to "Doctor Bastard, MD." Thanks.
inevality
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Fail. XD
ArianS2
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Kay I think you have a lot of haters .By the way I'm a Male.
ArianS2
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That's weird I could if sworn I saw someone thinking I'm a female. Anyways what's wrong with me being 16? I'm prob taller than you, but boy am I glad I don't know you irl :) Or live anywhere where I am from.
Please keep the flirting confined to private messaging, people.
TooAsianMane
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if the cops come warn a brother! ( Warner brothers, lol.
Alei7
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I agree ArianS2. [Also, I
Fortuitous
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*clears throat and begins to make a profound statement of great length with no sarcasm* That was the greatest comment I have ever read.
ArianS2
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Would a sticker of a golden star make you feel "Special"? *Gives sticker and pats you head* Make more comments like that and you will be rewarded with more stars!
ArianS2
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Oh yes! First time my comment got moderated. Are there any achievements to earn on FML? Cause would like to earn the "First time comment moderated" award. Thanks. I would like it as a bade beside my picture.
ArianS2
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badge* no idea how to edit comments on iPhone.
This worked for me: Open up an umbrella. Get it under the umbrella. Take the umbrella outside. Release bird.
leave it for abit.. try again later.. in the meantime you should name it? i have some suggestions: Muriel Gertrude gladice agatha cornelious beautrice Mildred prudence Winifred.
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Don't hummingbirds have short lifespans? I think it would be a lot less effort if you just let it die, and maybe become friends with it and exchange pleasantries while it was still alive. Maybe play a few board games, eat ice cream together, ride a two-person bike. Then, once he's riding the bike, ditch him, go back to your house and lock all of the doors and windows. This is me rambling.
Or let 3 more in.