Today, I was called a fascist and accused of being "racist" against poor people, all because some crazy meth-mouthed bitch couldn't afford some booze and expected me to cut the price by almost 40% so she could. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, a customer became irrationally angry and called me a "stupid bitch", all because she couldn't use the coupon clearly marked "30% off grocery items" on a prescription from our pharmacy. FML
Today, I was called an assortment of names and was almost followed home by a crazy bitch. Why? Because I stated that it was unsanitary for her to bring her dog to a grocery store. She clearly disagreed. FML
Today, while serving two middle-aged women at the coffee shop, I was screamed at and accused of being a "sexist and chauvinistic bastard." This was prompted by me charging one of them 40 cents for the addition of steamed milk, which is clearly stated on the price sheet. FML
Today, I refused to serve a woman alcohol, as she looked underage. She complained to my manager about "age racism." FML
Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML
Today, at work I was trying to be nice and give a customer a discount because she was having trouble finding money to pay for her food. Everybody behind her then demanded a discount as well. FML
Today, a crazy homeless guy got angry because I wouldn't sell him a bottle of vodka at half price. He got so irrationally mad, he put his fingers down his throat, and threw up on my checkout counter. FML
Today, I had to decline the sale of alcohol to a man who reeked of booze and was practically falling asleep at my till. He tried to convince me that he wasn't drunk, he was just blind. Still refusing to sell him the beer, he started yelling at me, accusing me of "being racist against the 'blinds'". FML
Today, working in a liquor store, I had to tell a girl I couldn't sell her alcohol since she was severely intoxicated. She told me to "cash me ousside, how bow dat?" then smashed a bottle of wine and left. FML
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Top comments
Kurby14 21
dont you just wish it was legal to punch some people?
Kibaruto 33
"The customer is always right."
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Comments (67)
sdroze1389 31
I would have told her I'd give her the discount if she could give the definition of fascist. even if she got it right, you could be a fascist about your deal.
mattrd_fml 31
because homeless is a race...
ItsDutch 16
Just because someone is poor doesn't meant they're homeless...
tormcn 26
If she didn't spend her money on meth, she would afford booze. Haha.
WitEluded 13
As obnoxious as she was, her life is her punishment.
hailhydra 6
where is Dave Chappelle when you need him
pos20 26
Whoever said "the customers always right" obviously never met the customer
Exaspera 55
It was the motto of a long ago closed department store. Funny, now it's the battle cry of every jerk trying to get something for nothing.
rockwrench 18
Hopefully that was all cought on the store security camera. It's a hard subject to talk about these days. When you try, your called a racist. When you don't, your a racist. This country is in a real mess. You did the right thing by letting her make a ass of herself. Next time call the cops or have the store security excort her to the door. Hard enough being a hard working tax payer. Nobody should have to put up with that shit.
SadSouthernBell 18
Know your pain. I deal with the damn tweakers every day.
magickiss87 22
Gotta love those ppl. They think that as a cashier, we have the authority to set and negotiate prices and when we don't, we're "racist" or whatever bullshit they can think of calling us. "Meth-mouthed bitch!" Haha. Ppl are ridiculous. I just think to myself "slap slap" and imagine slapping them across the face when they act like idiots. They should make it legal to slap someone for acting a fool (and exemption cards for those whom cannot help it due to mental deficiencies)!
starlandmarie 22
Aww the joys of working in customer service!