Today, I was called a fascist and accused of being "racist" against poor people, all because some crazy meth-mouthed bitch couldn't afford some booze and expected me to cut the price by almost 40% so she could. FML
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Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, a customer became irrationally angry and called me a "stupid bitch", all because she couldn't use the coupon clearly marked "30% off grocery items" on a prescription from our pharmacy. FML
Today, I was called an assortment of names and was almost followed home by a crazy bitch. Why? Because I stated that it was unsanitary for her to bring her dog to a grocery store. She clearly disagreed. FML
Today, while serving two middle-aged women at the coffee shop, I was screamed at and accused of being a "sexist and chauvinistic bastard." This was prompted by me charging one of them 40 cents for the addition of steamed milk, which is clearly stated on the price sheet. FML
Today, I refused to serve a woman alcohol, as she looked underage. She complained to my manager about "age racism." FML
Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML
Today, at work I was trying to be nice and give a customer a discount because she was having trouble finding money to pay for her food. Everybody behind her then demanded a discount as well. FML
Today, a crazy homeless guy got angry because I wouldn't sell him a bottle of vodka at half price. He got so irrationally mad, he put his fingers down his throat, and threw up on my checkout counter. FML
Today, I had to decline the sale of alcohol to a man who reeked of booze and was practically falling asleep at my till. He tried to convince me that he wasn't drunk, he was just blind. Still refusing to sell him the beer, he started yelling at me, accusing me of "being racist against the 'blinds'". FML
Today, working in a liquor store, I had to tell a girl I couldn't sell her alcohol since she was severely intoxicated. She told me to "cash me ousside, how bow dat?" then smashed a bottle of wine and left. FML
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Top comments
Kurby14 21
dont you just wish it was legal to punch some people?
Kibaruto 33
"The customer is always right."
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Comments (67)
labaro19 17
Maybe publicly calling her a "meth-mouthed bitch" doesn't help
iwadasn 33
I doubt she called her that in the store.
Musicforlife29 12
Try to say "meth-mouth" five times fast lol
bryce0110 23
Sounds like something from notalwaysright.com
iSaidPluh 2
can't stand mee-mows..
whitetiger13131 26
That doesn't even make sense, fascism is completely unrelated. Some people.
Shade1982 21
Neither does 'race' for that matter...
limegreenpoopie 31
Oh the perils of working retail :/
shinikageWolf 15
I'm not racist, I'm idiotist, I hate idiots.
RockRoyalty92 12
I feel your pain. When I worked at a gas station, we had a few regulars that would come in and spend what little money they had on booze. When they were a little short, they would ask to borrow the money and pay us back. They would NEVER pay us back, so I started just flat refusing to sell it when they were short. Even if it was just a few cents.
SgtMisfit 1
Yeah that'd be the meth
imateapot_723 9
First off, if she's poor she shouldn't be buying alcohol, she should be saving her money, and #2 you can't be "racist" against poor people.