Today, I was boxing up all my brother's old stuff to take to the attic. I came across a box, and without checking what was inside, I took it up, just to have it fall on my head, to then find out it was filled with dead baby hamsters. FML
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Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
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diving_fml 30
who keeps dead hamsters?
TanzWolf 26
What the ****?
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Comments (89)
pharm121 21
Ummm that is a warning sign of a psychopath...I'd notify someone immediately
lil_ham1644 29
Yes
Sakuraashita 15
Umm.,. Can you say future serial killer?
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Possibly current serial killer
xoteeshaox 22
Next thing you know, OP is moving another box and a dead human body falls out.
Jooslex 19
...what?
ARetardedSeal 24
*Cleveland Brown voice* Oh that's nasty.
telli164 30
That's so gross, I'm curious as to how you didn't smell them? Unless they're stuffed. Still creepy
DoubleDosexo 12
if they're stuffed, wouldn't that be creepier?
pikachurro 18
Taxidermy is creepy in a different way.
BrianaSings 5
ewwww
_taco_cat_ 20
What the ****
misshellfire 5
Maybe a pet hamster got out and made its way in only to give birth and not have them survive? Just having a box of dead hamsters doesn't make you a sociopath. Unless of course they were pinned to boards and cut open
Khaleesi_26 30
If it's a whole box of dead hamsters found in your house, I'm pretty sure it's going to raise you suspicion about whoever's room you found the dead hamsters in. Pretty sure people would have noticed if it was an accidental thing. Because that said person wouldn't want the smell in their room. But if it was found in their room and they are past decomposing then that wasn't an accident. but I am making a lot of assumptions, so guess we won't know for sure unless OP posts a follow up.
hourlybookworm 7
No just having a box of dead hamsters doesn't make you a sociopath. It makes you a psychopath
trellz17 19
Your brother is a psychopath.