Today, I was boxing up all my brother's old stuff to take to the attic. I came across a box, and without checking what was inside, I took it up, just to have it fall on my head, to then find out it was filled with dead baby hamsters. FML
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Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
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diving_fml 30
who keeps dead hamsters?
TanzWolf 26
What the ****?
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Comments (89)
top_dawg45 10
what the actual f**k?
Ichiya 29
I found these..(hands 29 a uc) I think you lost them.
Mangoesweg 13
Feel you
Lil_Red777 21
That would be better than dead animals.
slimashli 7
sorry to tell you but I think your brother is either a serial killer or is into ********** and necrophilia...... I'd have a talk with him about it
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Why would ********** and necrophilia be the first things that come to your mind in this situation? They're HAMSTERS, how the ****...? I can definitely see the psychopath/serial killer reaction, though.
archertheo 15
It might be safer to ignore the whole thing...
klenorris 15
Oh god no.....
clemscott 10
First sign of a serial killer is killing small animals
kutemotoka 15
... Dafuq...
Michael_Scratch 8
Oh that's nasty
mashmashbaby 12
Can I just say 'WTF'! O.o