Today, I was boxing up all my brother's old stuff to take to the attic. I came across a box, and without checking what was inside, I took it up, just to have it fall on my head, to then find out it was filled with dead baby hamsters. FML
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Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
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diving_fml 30
who keeps dead hamsters?
TanzWolf 26
What the ****?
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Comments (89)
randomgirl1234 20
Ew gross
r0cks0 6
Was your neighborhood having a rash of animal killings before your brother left?
Kimmy3214 9
*cleveland voice* oh, that's just nasty
FlinkeMeisje 5
Please tell me your brother is a taxidermist and that was his "apprenticeship". Please. Oh, please! This is just so disturbing.
Rababco 29
This gives me the heeby-jeebies, that's so gross and creepy. Maybe the baby hamsters died naturally and the brother isn't responsible but why didn't he get rid of the corpses? They'd smell and it isn't healthy or hygienic to have dead bodies around. He could've dug them a little grave and used the box as a casket.
SWL_fml 0
Is your brother Dan or Phil? Cause this sounds like the Hat fic.
dirtyprancing65 7
IS YOUR BROTHER A SOCIOPATH
dragons14y3r 23
Your brother's a psychopath. Run.
philbatronicus 3
I call bullshit on this one. It would have smelled, and if it were old enough, you'd not have been able to tell they were "dead baby hamsters".