Today, I was boxing up all my brother's old stuff to take to the attic. I came across a box, and without checking what was inside, I took it up, just to have it fall on my head, to then find out it was filled with dead baby hamsters. FML
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Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
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diving_fml 30
who keeps dead hamsters?
TanzWolf 26
What the ****?
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Comments (89)
TheNicce01 14
O-O tell youre parents!!!
akakennedy 16
Dexter's protege?
Bennnncon 10
What horrific master plan could have required this many dead hamsters?
Ichiya 29
Hamster cannons!
snippit 18
Follow up please op
Ki11erC 18
Is his name Dexter? But seriously, being baby hamsters it's more likely they used the box as a nest and died naturally and mother moved on leaving the deceased. Given that the bodies were still moist enough to be decomposing (to fall through the box) they can't of been there very long either.
Rippa1986 10
... That's all kinds of ****** up
ModernZelda 19
I'm more curious on the fact as to why your brother had a collection of dead baby hamsters... Can we have a follow up OP?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
That's ******* sick.
alyKATANA1 12
That's not normal... Probably want to get him some help for him, that's a huge red flag for a psychopath.
jadder1224 11
why? strange boy